( one ) text ● seelie & unseelie !

[infame]

So, we've been here long enough to get settled in and be faced with mortal peril. I have to say, being almost eaten and half-terrified really does knock you out at night.

Let's talk transport - who's found something better than horses? I'm talking magic portals. I'll take a bicycle if one's going.

- PH

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[altercate]

[ oh my god peter you're so embarrassing ]

Three text messages? Really?
I'm in the Seelie Court. No one here has bicycles. You're going to have to let that go.

[infame]

[2 hip 4 u]

This is an emergency, Derek. This warrants as many text messages as I deem necessary.

How did YOU end up in the Seelie court? Can you believe there are giant worms and no one has thought to build anything with a wheel?

[altercate]

Emergencies warrant being concise.

[ is derek's entire life an emergency is that the implication here ]

What's that supposed to mean. I didn't pick, I just arrived.
I think they were all preoccupied with not getting eaten by giant worms. Suggest bicycles, someone might be inspired.

[infame]

[yes. yes yes yes. derek's whole life is a crisis. peter just wants to help. ]


Just an observation.
I'll put it on my to-do list. Who else is there?

[is lydia alone, has she mentioned his offspring.]

[altercate]

You haven't already done a headcount?

[ peter do you think derek really has the answer to awk questions about your offspring ]

[infame]

I've been BUSY. I've spoken to Lydia. Isaac, Stiles and you have all responded to me here. I know Scott can't resist the urge to get self-righteous, so I only assume he hasn't made it.

[yes

your mom did the thing. ]

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[infame]

I need you to kill Stilinski. Right now. Make it as painful as possible.

peter he swears to god

[altercate]

No.