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truesight) wrote in
eachdraidh2014-08-03 08:01 pm
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[ alright, time to be annoying for the sake of rounding up the troops. the demigod troops, to be exact, but it's those particular hooligans that she's been feeling a desperate need to round up and talk to for some time now. too much has gone on, and there hasn't been enough talking about it, as far as she's concerned. so, maybe she's hoping being the resident not-demigod camper might get her some pull for this kind of thing. she'll even get on camera and glow menacingly if she has to, but. hopefully she won't. for their sakes, of course!! that ish is crazy intimidating, and she doesn't actually want to scare them into meeting up. but yeah, so. anyway... ]
Have you ever picked
up an awful habit from
someone you know well?
Apollo always
writes terrible haikus and
sometimes I do, too.
So now I'm writing
to tell my demigod friends -
it's time to meet up.
I don't care where, but
if you say no, I'll never
stop the haiku-talk.
Let's pick a time and
place right now to avoid this
horrible fate. 'Kay?
[ gold. ]
Have you ever picked
up an awful habit from
someone you know well?
Apollo always
writes terrible haikus and
sometimes I do, too.
So now I'm writing
to tell my demigod friends -
it's time to meet up.
I don't care where, but
if you say no, I'll never
stop the haiku-talk.
Let's pick a time and
place right now to avoid this
horrible fate. 'Kay?
[ gold. ]

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[ oh wait ]
No offense, [ that makes this better ] but that tradition sounds- completely archaic. Is that why he was such a grouch? Because he doesn't actually have the Sight and has to sacrifice teddybears to get someone to show him a little some'something from the future to keep his title?
[ so offended ]
He didn't believe me when I told him I was the Oracle. He didn't think she was real, I guess. Now I get why, considering- that.
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Hey, I'm not arguing with you. I never really cared about the tradition to begin with, and Octavian is a grade-A asshole. He's a legacy of Apollo -- as in, somewhere further up in his family line, someone was a kid of Apollo -- and he's been riding on that ever since he came to Camp Jupiter.
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[he'd certainly pay to watch that.]
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Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind having that opportunity at all. I could probably convince Apollo to rattle him up a bit, too. There's no way he knows he's been acting like that this whole time, he would have lit his butt on fire by now.
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I don't know about that. The gods on the Roman side are a lot less hands-on than their Greek counterparts.
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Either way, I'm pretty sure my Apollo would be more than willing to give that little- [ a few choice greek words- ] augur a stern taking-to. Out of the goodness of his heart.