Video - Seelie/Unseelie

[withbite]

[Drabwurld is treated to the sight of one Damon Salvatore, peering into the locket to make sure it was on, giving it a testing tap just because.]

Testing, testing... is this on? Really? Lockets aren't really my style. I'm more of a ring kind of guy.

[This isn't locked to just one side or the other, or anyone in particular since he's no notion of who's here, other than the few from the feast he'd met.]

Now that I have your undivided attention, I need to address a concern of mine. I have... certain dietary requirements that need to be met and I need volunteers. Well, I don't really, but I'm more curious as to who might be willing to offer a little of themselves here and there. The more the merrier, since I can be quite... insatiable, depending on my mood.

[Or how injured he might be. Or angry. Or... whatever. Damon leaned towards the mercurially mooded type, so it really depended on the day. Or minute.]

Nice little infestation you have, by the way. Good to know even fairies have pests. Giant worms. How... cute.

[He doesn't even attempt to hide the eyeroll, but he does end the transmission with a little wave and a smirk.]

Serious offers only. I'm not here to answer all your questions and do tricks for people who are bored. You want entertainment? Go piss off the minotaur.

Comments

Private

[altercate]

You want people to let you drink their blood. Really.

[ derek hale, here to judge your life. ]

[withbite]

That's generally how vampires survive, yes.

[altercate]

As far as I know they aren't big on getting volunteers.

[ which is just casually assuming what damon's next step is if he doesn't get any takers. ]

[withbite]

That depends. Volunteers can be fun, but they're not necessary.

[altercate]

So for you, they're necessary.

[ this is somehow skeptical. ]

We're going on the assumption that ALL OF THIS IS PRIVATE >>

[withbite]

No, but they can make it more fun sometimes. Then again, sometimes it's fun to have to get what I want other ways.

YES i just lost the subject line PERMA PRIVATE FOR THOSE PALYING AT HOME

[altercate]

How nice for you.

[ this is the least friendly tone. ]

Are you letting your volunteers know that upfront?

I started the lost line. I suck.

[withbite]

Know what? If they're volunteering, they don't need to know anything, do they?

no cookies for you

[altercate]

They should know everything, if they're letting you stick your teeth in their neck.

=(

[withbite]

Should they? What if I want to stick them somewhere other than their neck?

[altercate]

I don't care where you stick them. Only that they know what they're getting into when you do.

[withbite]

Some will, some won't. I don't see why it's your problem if you're not offering. You're not offering, are you.

[Less a question and more a statement.]

[altercate]

Good guess.

[ trust him, damon, it's for the best. ]

You're get offers from people I know.

[ lydia is complicated, but still. ]

[withbite]

Am I? I count one offer and one dangled offer. Which one's your friend, the redhead or the dreamer?

[altercate]

I said a person I knew.

[ the distinction is important. ]

Does that matter?

[withbite]

Ooh, so not a friend. Or maybe...

[Damon's smirk widened.]

Maybe someone you want to be a friend. Slip something of your own in, hmm? I can't blame you. They're both cute. Young for me, but cute.

[altercate]

No.

[ sharply. ]

This isn't about anything like that.

[withbite]

No? Then what is it about? You're boring me and wasting time I can use to find a snack.

[altercate]

Don't kill anyone.

[ like what can derek do about it, and yet. ]

[withbite]

Oh, okay, murder police. I'll be sure to be on my guard about leaving bodies around in a dark fae court.

[altercate]

Fine.

[ and then he hangs up WATCHING YOU with binoculars from the seelie court xoxo ]