Damon Salvatore (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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eachdraidh2014-04-09 06:57 pm
withbite) wrote in eachdraidh2014-04-09 06:57 pm
Video - Seelie/Unseelie
[Drabwurld is treated to the sight of one Damon Salvatore, peering into the locket to make sure it was on, giving it a testing tap just because.]
Testing, testing... is this on? Really? Lockets aren't really my style. I'm more of a ring kind of guy.
[This isn't locked to just one side or the other, or anyone in particular since he's no notion of who's here, other than the few from the feast he'd met.]
Now that I have your undivided attention, I need to address a concern of mine. I have... certain dietary requirements that need to be met and I need volunteers. Well, I don't really, but I'm more curious as to who might be willing to offer a little of themselves here and there. The more the merrier, since I can be quite... insatiable, depending on my mood.
[Or how injured he might be. Or angry. Or... whatever. Damon leaned towards the mercurially mooded type, so it really depended on the day. Or minute.]
Nice little infestation you have, by the way. Good to know even fairies have pests. Giant worms. How... cute.
[He doesn't even attempt to hide the eyeroll, but he does end the transmission with a little wave and a smirk.]
Serious offers only. I'm not here to answer all your questions and do tricks for people who are bored. You want entertainment? Go piss off the minotaur.
Testing, testing... is this on? Really? Lockets aren't really my style. I'm more of a ring kind of guy.
[This isn't locked to just one side or the other, or anyone in particular since he's no notion of who's here, other than the few from the feast he'd met.]
Now that I have your undivided attention, I need to address a concern of mine. I have... certain dietary requirements that need to be met and I need volunteers. Well, I don't really, but I'm more curious as to who might be willing to offer a little of themselves here and there. The more the merrier, since I can be quite... insatiable, depending on my mood.
[Or how injured he might be. Or angry. Or... whatever. Damon leaned towards the mercurially mooded type, so it really depended on the day. Or minute.]
Nice little infestation you have, by the way. Good to know even fairies have pests. Giant worms. How... cute.
[He doesn't even attempt to hide the eyeroll, but he does end the transmission with a little wave and a smirk.]
Serious offers only. I'm not here to answer all your questions and do tricks for people who are bored. You want entertainment? Go piss off the minotaur.
no subject
no subject
[ the distinction is important. ]
Does that matter?
no subject
[Damon's smirk widened.]
Maybe someone you want to be a friend. Slip something of your own in, hmm? I can't blame you. They're both cute. Young for me, but cute.
no subject
[ sharply. ]
This isn't about anything like that.
no subject
no subject
[ like what can derek do about it, and yet. ]
no subject
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[ and then he hangs up WATCHING YOU with binoculars from the seelie court xoxo ]