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eachdraidh2015-12-05 11:55 pm
fulminants) wrote in eachdraidh2015-12-05 11:55 pm
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[ Someone's chilling in boxers in a steaming hot spring he'd obviously made for himself. Problem is, everything around him is covered in an ungodly amount of snow. ]
You never actually miss the sight of hot babes in short skirts and plunging necklines until your spire gets dumped in a place so cold Satan would probably freeze his butthairs off. On the bright side, I think I might've spotted a yeti. Or that might've been someone's mother-in-law, who knows?
[ Still, Johnny looks largely unaffected by the mildly unfriendly climate. He's fishing an egg out of the hot spring, cracking it on the ice. It's hard-boiled. ]
So, anyway, Gailleann's basically stuck in Everwinter. When life gives you snowballs, make an awesome sport out of it, right? [ He bites into the egg, chews carefully, then swallows and adds: ] If you're sick of the tropical, muggy weather and want to come by, the Spire's open to you. The fires are always burning in Gaillean. Just don't try to kill anyone, and we're good.
More importantly: there's a new skating rink that my guys just worked overtime to make, and a bunch of awesome slopes I spent days creating; go nuts on it and tell me what you think! I'm always a fan of continuous improvement.
You never actually miss the sight of hot babes in short skirts and plunging necklines until your spire gets dumped in a place so cold Satan would probably freeze his butthairs off. On the bright side, I think I might've spotted a yeti. Or that might've been someone's mother-in-law, who knows?
[ Still, Johnny looks largely unaffected by the mildly unfriendly climate. He's fishing an egg out of the hot spring, cracking it on the ice. It's hard-boiled. ]
So, anyway, Gailleann's basically stuck in Everwinter. When life gives you snowballs, make an awesome sport out of it, right? [ He bites into the egg, chews carefully, then swallows and adds: ] If you're sick of the tropical, muggy weather and want to come by, the Spire's open to you. The fires are always burning in Gaillean. Just don't try to kill anyone, and we're good.
More importantly: there's a new skating rink that my guys just worked overtime to make, and a bunch of awesome slopes I spent days creating; go nuts on it and tell me what you think! I'm always a fan of continuous improvement.
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Awww, man, you're missing out! Snow's the most awesome thing you can ever experience! [ His mind is racing at all the possibilities, the things he can show her. (One day, she will discover just how it is that Johnny managed to stay a Baron being the way he is: Jack Benjamin is the teeth behind the power, the man who will do everything Johnny won't.) For now, however, Johnny is brimming with enthusiastic exuberance. ]
Hell, I'll teach you how to fly. [ Teaching a queen to snowboard and ice skate? HELL YEAH. ]
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Fly? But how can that be? [ she eggs him on, truly curious. Loki once carried her up into the sky upon magic boots, and Billy Kaplan once floated her above the trees of La Llorona. She hasn't seen either of them in this new-old world, and she can only hope they have been returned to their worlds of choice. One day--in less than a year, now--Drogon shall carry her higher than both of them had, and together they will rule the skies.
But until then, the prospect of other means of flying has her curiosity piqued. Tell her more, Johnny. ]
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Well, more of a matter of speech in your case! Imagine going so fast, gliding in mid-air on skates or a snowboard that there's nothing in the way. [ Johnny's gaze is distant, warm. ] It's an incredible feeling.