johnny storm. (
fulminants) wrote in
eachdraidh2015-12-05 11:55 pm
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[ Someone's chilling in boxers in a steaming hot spring he'd obviously made for himself. Problem is, everything around him is covered in an ungodly amount of snow. ]
You never actually miss the sight of hot babes in short skirts and plunging necklines until your spire gets dumped in a place so cold Satan would probably freeze his butthairs off. On the bright side, I think I might've spotted a yeti. Or that might've been someone's mother-in-law, who knows?
[ Still, Johnny looks largely unaffected by the mildly unfriendly climate. He's fishing an egg out of the hot spring, cracking it on the ice. It's hard-boiled. ]
So, anyway, Gailleann's basically stuck in Everwinter. When life gives you snowballs, make an awesome sport out of it, right? [ He bites into the egg, chews carefully, then swallows and adds: ] If you're sick of the tropical, muggy weather and want to come by, the Spire's open to you. The fires are always burning in Gaillean. Just don't try to kill anyone, and we're good.
More importantly: there's a new skating rink that my guys just worked overtime to make, and a bunch of awesome slopes I spent days creating; go nuts on it and tell me what you think! I'm always a fan of continuous improvement.
You never actually miss the sight of hot babes in short skirts and plunging necklines until your spire gets dumped in a place so cold Satan would probably freeze his butthairs off. On the bright side, I think I might've spotted a yeti. Or that might've been someone's mother-in-law, who knows?
[ Still, Johnny looks largely unaffected by the mildly unfriendly climate. He's fishing an egg out of the hot spring, cracking it on the ice. It's hard-boiled. ]
So, anyway, Gailleann's basically stuck in Everwinter. When life gives you snowballs, make an awesome sport out of it, right? [ He bites into the egg, chews carefully, then swallows and adds: ] If you're sick of the tropical, muggy weather and want to come by, the Spire's open to you. The fires are always burning in Gaillean. Just don't try to kill anyone, and we're good.
More importantly: there's a new skating rink that my guys just worked overtime to make, and a bunch of awesome slopes I spent days creating; go nuts on it and tell me what you think! I'm always a fan of continuous improvement.

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I don't even know if they've got that stuff here.
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[Though he did get a bit of that crazy stuff from Flint and that was pretty wild compared to most tobacco...]
I just need something to do.
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How about you come help me set up some stuff for my spire? Keep the cold out for people, pretty heavy lifting and all. You'll get paid, too.
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People get paid around here?
[He's not even used to getting paid period so this is pretty nice...]
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You never got paid before? Well, yeah, they gotta pay up! [ Johnny's brows raise. ] C'mon, if you don't mind the cold, I'll hire you to do stuff, how about that?
Also the hunting, too. I think Jack won't mind having another person around kicking ice monster ass.
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[Of course it's a lie, but that sort of put a bit of a strain on things sometimes.]
I don't mind a lot of things. I can definitely do the ice monster ass kicking.
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Johnny shrugs, laughing a little. ] Okay, buddy. As long as you don't go terrorising random people in my spire, we're all good. It's also hot-babe friendly, so feel free.
You got any preference, room-wise?
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[He's just happy he has a room period.]
I won't terrorize anyone unless they want me to.
[Or ask for it, but you know, details.]
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[ He snorts. ] Okay, not judging. Do you have any special requests or anything like that? Jack likes to be pretty thorough and hospitable.
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[He has very low standards, considering he used to live in a trailer.]
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