eachdraidh | Video - Unseelie [Locked msgs to some]

[The current barons/baronesses and close (or just people whose name he remembers) will receive this via raven or imp messenger) --]

You are invited!

You and a +1 are invited to the opening of The Oasis. The Grand Opening will be on the 26th and will last until the 28th. Come prepared. Accommodations available in town or the Spire. Consider it part of the VIP treatment.

[The rest of the Unseelies will be greeted by a smiling dark-hared man.]

Greetings. I'm sure that in light of the everything that's happened lately, some of you could use a little R&R. For those that don't know the term, that means rest and relaxation. It just so happens I'm capable of providing that. Thanks to the assistance of a few of your compatriots, The Oasis will be opening for business for all your relaxation needs. Well, for most of them. This is an adults only enterprise, so try to use your imaginations as to what that means.

Just because it's a desert doesn't meant you can't enjoy yourself. There's hot and cool springs, waterfalls, quite little nooks and... not so quiet little nooks. Thanks to the help of a lovely vixen with a very green thumb, there's even plant life to make it a little more tropical. Everything is half-price for the opening weekend; the 26th to the 28th.

Since this is a vampire-friendly zone, there will be a no-vampire staking rule in effect once you cross into my territory. Other than that, I don't really care what you do. As long as you're not causing a fuss that I'll have to get involved in, have fun.

[There was a rumbled caw from over his shoulder and as he shifted to look behind him at the raven perched on the top of his chair, the locket moved enough to make her visible.]

Oh, right. I'd advise against going outside of the marked boundaries into the desert. This is sand worm territory, after all. Mine aren't patrolling yet, but that doesn't mean a wild one won't come up and make a snack out of you.

Anyone with chits from me for services rendered can consider them viable for The Oasis.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled drudgery.

[He smiles, waves, then closes the feed. If anyone has questions, they can contact him at their leisure.]

{OOC: Last component of his quest was advertising the finished oasis. So, welcome to Orgy Central, Drabwurld}

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You truly enjoy vexing me, don't you?

[SIGH]

I quite enjoy fun, actually. Just not your version. Taxidermy is a lovely diversion.

A little. Is it obvious?

[More smirking. He can't help it.]

That's not fun. That's... weird and a morbidly macabre.

It is, I am sure you are well aware.

[She tilts her head.]

Some could say the same of your own diversions. It's something I've been doing since a child--I find nothing morbid about it.

I would suggest getting out a bit more, then. Taxidermy usually isn't on the list of kid-approved ways to kill time. Unless you grew up in the Addams family.

I assume you are referencing something I should know?

I wish somebody would...

[Small sigh there. Someone was tired of being the only one that got his jokes.]

There do seem to be a lot of people from the modern world. I can't imagine that they don't know of which you speak.

They might. But I'm not volleying back and forth with too many people from anywhere close to my time or world.

Well a pity for them. I suppose you will simply have to make due with my attentions.

You say that like it's a bad thing, Ms. Not Just A Pair Of Legs.

[He smiled like he had no idea what he just did.]

...You are very lucky that I find you amusing, Mr. Salvatore.

[Unlike Archer, who she would prefer to murder.]

And devilishly attractive? It's okay, you know. I only bite when asked.

[That might be because Damon skirted the line that Archer jumped over before stripping and running naked on the wrong side of.]