Video - Unseelie [Locked msgs to some]

[withbite]

[The current barons/baronesses and close (or just people whose name he remembers) will receive this via raven or imp messenger) --]

You are invited! You and a +1 are invited to the opening of The Oasis. The Grand Opening will be on the 26th and will last until the 28th. Come prepared. Accommodations available in town or the Spire. Consider it part of the VIP treatment.

[The rest of the Unseelies will be greeted by a smiling dark-hared man.]

Greetings. I'm sure that in light of the everything that's happened lately, some of you could use a little R&R. For those that don't know the term, that means rest and relaxation. It just so happens I'm capable of providing that. Thanks to the assistance of a few of your compatriots, The Oasis will be opening for business for all your relaxation needs. Well, for most of them. This is an adults only enterprise, so try to use your imaginations as to what that means.

Just because it's a desert doesn't meant you can't enjoy yourself. There's hot and cool springs, waterfalls, quite little nooks and... not so quiet little nooks. Thanks to the help of a lovely vixen with a very green thumb, there's even plant life to make it a little more tropical. Everything is half-price for the opening weekend; the 26th to the 28th.

Since this is a vampire-friendly zone, there will be a no-vampire staking rule in effect once you cross into my territory. Other than that, I don't really care what you do. As long as you're not causing a fuss that I'll have to get involved in, have fun.

[There was a rumbled caw from over his shoulder and as he shifted to look behind him at the raven perched on the top of his chair, the locket moved enough to make her visible.]

Oh, right. I'd advise against going outside of the marked boundaries into the desert. This is sand worm territory, after all. Mine aren't patrolling yet, but that doesn't mean a wild one won't come up and make a snack out of you.

Anyone with chits from me for services rendered can consider them viable for The Oasis.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled drudgery.

[He smiles, waves, then closes the feed. If anyone has questions, they can contact him at their leisure.]



{OOC: Last component of his quest was advertising the finished oasis. So, welcome to Orgy Central, Drabwurld}

Comments

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[enthraller]

[Have a pretty young lord giving you a very flat look, a familiar invitation in hand.]

I've no interest in taking back your pet fetishist.

[withbite]

Pet implies he's not good for anything besides... well, petting. I'll admit, Blondie, I was skeptical of keeping him at first, but... he'd proven himself invaluable. I'll have to fight you for him.

[Thank god the man in question was nowhere around, otherwise his head wouldn't fit through any doors for a month.]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Make it a crocodile free zone and I'm totally in.

[withbite]

I'm hardly going to invite people to get munched on by--

Okay, if I wasn't interested in using it myself, that might be a good idea. But there's no overly large reptiles waiting to munch on your fishing tackle.

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[huntedby]

Does this mean Vampires also won't attempt to feed on us?

[Or call her mother. Can they please not call her mother.]

I'm also a bit more interested in the Sand Worms, actually.

[withbite]

We have a bustling vampire community here, including cafes and brothels with voluntary and willing donors. As much as I love a good nip myself, responsibility dictates I make force-feeding a no-no. So consider yourself safe from unprovoked attempts while you're here. I'm still working out a system of things for people to wear to show if they're open to the idea of a little nibble or not. I'd welcome suggestions.

[Don't worry, Vanessa. Damon won't be calling you mommy.]

Oh? How so?

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[boutant]

"Come prepared"?

[withbite]

With whatever you need. A change or two of clothes, 'special friends'... toys.

I don't exactly know everyone's tastes.

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[notavirtue]

The oasis is sustainable?

[He's got a feeling he knows who helped grow the stuff, but water was kind of a big deal no matter how much plant mojo was involved.]

[withbite]

Underground springs blah blah agriculture. Why? You worried you'll miss out on all the fun?

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[edgar_of_etheria]

...Are we required to bring someone?

[withbite]

Required? No. But it's more fun when it's not just you. Of course, coming alone to find new... friends is good too.

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[digophelia]

There's another "celebration" like this?

[ Are things really that dull over there? ]

[withbite]

Hey, I had nothing to do with the death to the king party. This has been in the works for months. And it's not just a party. This is just the grand opening. Full time enjoyment.

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[sculptor_of_aman]

"Half-price"? Dare I ask how much it would be otherwise?

[withbite]

... Full price?

[Come on, lady.]

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[easternseaqueen]

You'd think I was being invited back to Rivain. Just with less water.

How much to get in? I'm only just starting a new business venture.

[withbite]

Opening weekend should be priced enough for most people to get a taste.

[That's how you got them to want more, after all...]

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[fulminants]

You got Poison Ivy to help you out, huh?

[ He smiles. Man, he likes the way you think. ] Sounds pretty fun, count me in. And a plus one. Thanks for the invite, by the way.

[withbite]

Better than waiting for that Seelie fairy that wouldn't come over. It let her do her thing and puts me on her good side. Win-win.

[Johnny gets a short salute.]

You're welcome to bring more, but only one's covered, so to speak. And you'll have to get your extras to pay for VIP access, unless you want to yell at them over the springs.

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[chlorotic]

[Luckily for Damon, Ivy didn't poison any of the plants. Or even plant any that were already poisonous. She's being nice, okay. Besides, she can always retroactively do it if she feels like it. The one thing stopping her is that Damon would probably not like it if she turned his oasis into a murder den.]

People will always give in to their animalistic natures. I'm sure business will be booming. You're welcome, by the way.

[withbite]

[If she really wants a murder den, he will happily provide her with an area in his territory for her to go nuts with. All the murder death plants she wants to plant. Her room is her little special place so far, but he's willing to give her a 'garden', if she'd like. All she has to do is ask.]

Consider me eternally grateful, which actually means something from an immortal. However can I repay you, my lovely little rosebud?

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[benumbing]

Your timing couldn't have been more perfect. And with all that you promise, I won't even have to try to convince anyone to go.

[withbite]

Funny. Normally I have shitty timing. But I'm happy to have someone come that appreciates what I plan on offering.

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[desperate_times]

[ooc: WOW okay I don't get notifs for my own ic inbox... need to fix that! Finally answering XD;]

VIP? Now we're talking. God, I sure could use a soak in a hot spring. Consider me there.

[withbite]

I hope you enjoy yourself.