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[halfdressed]

[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]

Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.

Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.

So yeah! Get in touch.

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[wasteofbreath]

[The Goddess of love? Now he's seen everything. He's going to guess she's the Greek variety, considering her mention of Ares, the Greek God of War, but still, she's not exactly what he imagined when he read Homer all those years ago. Or what he'd seen when he went to the British Museum once with his mother as a child. The way she talks is by way the weirdest part of it. And yes, he knows how the myths work, and all that, but he can't help but call out one particular part of her claims. He isn't going to touch the rest of it, so far this place is right out of something he read at some time or another.

Although, he's also a zombie undead, so other people probably feel the same way about him.]

Is it really love if you've gotta use your power to make it happen? Sounds more like robbing someone of their free will and brainwashing them to feel something they wouldn't otherwise. [He's just saying.]