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[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]

Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.

Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.

So yeah! Get in touch.

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I've heard that a lot recently. [May as well be honest about it. And it's a nice offer, it really is, and he can at least give a slight grin in response.] I appreciate the offer, but I don't think I can do that. Thank you though. Really.

[Another lingering pause.] I'll make sure to find something good for the interior of whatever I build. Promise. [That is to say he will most certainly remember what she's said and maybe even find some cute shoes as an offer.]

Oh, sweetie. [ SHE JUST WANTS TO SCOOP HIM UP AND SMOOSH HIM. ♥ ] Yeah, that sounds stellar. Gimme a poke whenever you've figured stuff out, okay?

For sure. I'll let you know. [There's a tentative grin and a short wave before he clicks the video feed off.]

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