halfdressed: i can show you (if you want to)
—⊰Aphrღdite⊱— ([personal profile] halfdressed) wrote in [community profile] eachdraidh2015-06-04 03:04 pm

video » (unseelie locked)

[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]

Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.

Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.

So yeah! Get in touch.
fauxdysseus: (shush)

[personal profile] fauxdysseus 2015-06-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ One of his eyebrows inches higher, but his face remains rather neutral.

So much judgment right now. ]


Fuckery isn't exactly number one on my list of priorities, ma'am.
fauxdysseus: (lets get to work)

[personal profile] fauxdysseus 2015-06-06 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Why, thank you for your concern - but I don't actually see what's wrong with my lines. I quite like them.