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[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]

Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.

Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.

So yeah! Get in touch.

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As long as you're not doling out fish or last season's toga, I'm down with most offerings.

[ Ey, boyyy. ]

[ HE'S ALSO VERY IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF WHAT NOW ]

How does that work, the offering thing? It makes you stronger?

Nah, I just like getting cool junk. And it's a respect thing, because of the god thing, blah blah. Y'know. I mean, who would you want to help out; the guy who gives you a trout or the woman who puts expensive new lingerie on your golden idol? Duh.

Yeah, I'd go for the lingerie, too. [ He winks. ] So, is this what you really do? Make people fall in love with each other? Give makeovers and stuff?

Is it really love if you can make people do that?

[ Oh no, she likes this one. The wink sells him. ]

I deal with affairs of the heart, but let's be real here. People want something they can quantify if they're gonna be building a temple, I can just say "Tell me how you're feeling and I'll see what I can do". Anyway, I'm off the clock right now.

And of course it's love! Haven't you ever looked at someone and felt a stab of love at first sight? Got jelly-kneed around a cutie? You can't always see me, but I'm there ... or Cupid is, whenever he can be bothered.

[ Damn straight. He's going to get her shoes and lingerie, just watch him.

But something she says strikes a chord -- Johnny's always done his best to avoid the hell out of that kind of thing, because it's more trouble than it's worth all the time. ]

Well, that kind of thing usually has an expiry date. Usually when she starts talking about moving in together. Is Cupid yours, by the way? And is he really a small, fat little angel baby with wings?

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