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eachdraidh2015-06-04 03:04 pm
halfdressed) wrote in eachdraidh2015-06-04 03:04 pm
Entry tags:
- alice liddell: american mcgee's alice,
- aphrodite: hercxena,
- ariadne: inception,
- balem abrasax: jupiter ascending,
- damon salvatore: the vampire diaries,
- elizabeth of york: the white queen,
- erik lehnsherr: x-men,
- hiro hamada: big hero 6,
- james flint: black sails,
- johnny storm: fantastic four,
- lightning: ffxiii,
- lucifer: shin megami tensei,
- lumina: ffxiii:lr,
- po: graceling realms,
- simon monroe: in the flesh,
- the outsider: dishonored,
- thor: marvel 616,
- yuri lowell: tales of vesperia
video » (unseelie locked)
[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]
Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.
Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.
So yeah! Get in touch.
Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.
Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.
So yeah! Get in touch.
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Sheesh, relax. I'm just saying.
You'll have an easier time with all this if you think of something better.
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You heard the part where I'm a god, right? I haven't asked for much, just somewhere I can talk to the people who need me. I'm nice, okay! I want to help. This is me helping.
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Plus you'll find a lot of shardbearers might not even know who you are, either. You need to, like, get some momentum going! Give people a reason to care, rebuild your rep. [A beat.] I mean without asking for something in exchange before it, too.
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[ The GODSWAR, not always fought in battles and often bitchier than you'd think. ]
People aren't going to do anything for free, that's not how the world works. And anyway, I'll know who deserves my attention the most judging by who bothers to make me a fitting shrine.