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[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]

Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.

Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.

So yeah! Get in touch.

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You know what? If you're ever covered in pus, don't bother calling. I'll be out!

I'm sure I would find a way to survive.

Oh, that's what you think now, with a jaw-line that could cut glass and gorgeously piercing eyes, but you'd be wrong! Then it'll be, "Help me, Aphrodite, my nose is rotting off!" and I'll be like, "Oops, it's pedicure day! Sorry."

[ Aha. ]

Gorgeously piercing eyes?

[ Wagging a finger! ]

Don't come the innocent with me, mister! You know what a mirror is, right? Right.

I use mirrors to shave, not to test out the piercing nature of my eyes.

[ Besides, Morgana liked his jaw enough for him to know that he was doing well. ]