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[halfdressed]

[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]

Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.

Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.

So yeah! Get in touch.

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Perhaps they wish for him to cook her a fish dinner? I have seen humans attempt to court others with food.

Though it does seem an odd choice for an offering to a goddess of love, in any case.

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[halfdressed]

Do I look like I have any idea how to give advice on cookery to you? No. Shoes! And jewellery. And ... maybe those soft pillows all the rage in Rome.

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And yet they give you fish.

A shame that so many are not terribly creative.

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[halfdressed]

Are you just trying to bore me or are you trying to compliment me? I can't tell.

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Simply commenting on the fact that most mortals want but put forth no effort.

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[halfdressed]

And ... you're not a mortal? I thought you were just, y'know. Allergic to the sun or whatever.

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No. I am the Outsider, god of- well, I am the only god at present, in my world. But I am associated with magic, and chaos, and the sea.

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[halfdressed]

Ohhh. Poseidon was killed a while back, he used to be really chill. He was the God of the Sea and really good sushi.

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Sushi is enjoyable. I do not need to eat, but I have experimented with food more, here. And other things.

I have not known other gods until coming to this world. Are there are many in yours?

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[halfdressed]

Yeah, absolutely tons! You can't move for pantheons, it gets a little crowded but if you've got half a brain you can manage.

[ FUCK YOU, GOD OF ELI, there's room for everyone!! ]

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Do you enjoy it?

[ That seems important for a lot of people. ]