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[halfdressed]

[ The room is pink. Pink, gold, and are those fluffy, clever bunnies-the-size-of-imps running around adjusting the statues? Might be. ]

Hey! Goddess of Love speaking! Pay attention. [ She's curvaceous, tall, and dressed in enough chiffon that you'd think physics would keep her covered up, and yet. ] Hi-iiii. My name is Aphrodite, you might know me by a bunch of other things.

Obviously this place is like Ares's wet dream with all the war biz going on, but that's not my jam. Love would be the name of my game. Problem is, I don't have anywhere for mortals to leave messages for me when I'm busy and I am so not answering calls for help on this locket indefinitely because, uh, I have a life, so here's the deal; build me a temple near the edge of Dorchadas and I'll give you a freebie. That babe you've had your eye on? I'll make them fall in love with you! Are you ugly as a toad? I'll give you a permanent make-over! This is a one-time thing because I'm feeling generous ... and clearly don't have any offerings coming in, ugh. Speaking of, if you want to leave cute shoes as a gift, I'm a size six.

So yeah! Get in touch.

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[boutant]

[ the goddess of love called her sweet cue some trying and failing not to blush ]

Ariadne. Not- you know, the original, I'm just named for her.

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[halfdressed]

Whoa, check out that name. Yeah, original Ariadne didn't have much self-respect, it was so sad. [ Squinting. ] You don't have a thing for Apollo, right? Because he's hot when you're rolling around in the back of his chariot, but later? Jerk.

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[boutant]

For Apollo? No. Definitely never met anyone named Apollo, the actual god or not. And I don't really like to deal with guys who don't call the next day unless we both went into it looking for that.

[ Also never had sex in the back of a chariot.

Note to self: see if Steve wants to get a chariot. ]

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[halfdressed]

Good girl, very smart. So you're Ariadne, the cutie building me a shrine ... where, exactly?

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[boutant]

[ c: praaaise ]

Diasbaile. It's the third of Dorchadas' ten spires and lots of people go there to visit the shrines that already exist, which means you should have a steady stream of new worshipers.

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[halfdressed]

Oh, cool. Yeah, I'll check it out! Usually my shrines have golden statues and lots of comfy places for people to make love. Can you see to that for me, Ariadne?

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[boutant]

I'll see what I can do. I have a few ideas already, so I'll sketch some things out and go from there.

[ You did say to surprise you, Aphrodite. ]

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[halfdressed]

Thank you, Ariadne. [ Hoshit, she sounds sincere for once. Someone take a picture. ] I've been really stressed lately and you're really helping me out here, I won't forget it.

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[boutant]

[ frames this moment ]

You're welcome. If you want to stop by before it's finished, take a look around, you're more than welcome to. I know Caer Scima's decor is a little... creepy.