2nd Circuit, Text [Unseelie Locked]

[zerotohiro]

[The following appear steadily over the course of an hour. Someone's taking a different route to his own research.]

Regrouping and Restructuring

Me: Teenage male, scrawny but stronger than appears. Wields dagger and studied martial arts. Can heal own wounds.

You: Capable of teaching other styles of hand-to-hand combat or weaponry. Also able to take a punch or two. Serious inquiries and offers only.

Location: Caer Scima. Only willing to travel within Dorchadas.

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Wanted: One infused weapon

Currently seeking someone to forge a dagger of some kind or recommendations of smiths to do so. Must be capable of infusing with very specific properties and must be able to provide within a few weeks. Willing to pay for best product. Private message if interested.

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Wanted: Information on textiles

Also currently seeking anybody who knows the best location for specific fabrics. Need to match something I already have. The wardrobe at Caer Scima is severely lacking materials necessary. Message with details.

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Comments

[selfimage]

Maybe the LOKI thing gets in the way occasionally.

Occasionally.

[semiurge]

"Hawt Norse god looking for someone to be totally not interested and let him down gently, after being propositioned?"

We could start with that.

voice.

[uneulogized]

Wait, does that actually happen a lot? Wow, what luck.

text.

[semiurge]

More than I wanted to know. Ever.

voice.

[uneulogized]

Ah, well. Crap. I was supposed to have Hiro believe it hadn't gone like that.

Well, opportunities knock and stuff.

text.

[semiurge]

omg stop.

voice.

[uneulogized]

The best part is picturing you saying "oh em gee stop."

text.

[semiurge]

Good 4 u.

I'm glad someone is getting some amusement out of this.

voice.

[uneulogized]

... Why are you insisting on text?

text.

[semiurge]

What, do you have something against texting?

voice.

[uneulogized]

You are sitting in a room talking to make words appear.

In fact, you're making it harder for the words to appear by using acronyms.

text.

[semiurge]

It's fun.

Do you hate fun, Jason?

voice.

[uneulogized]

Wow, this is a trap if I've ever seen one. If I say this is stupid, I'm not fun, but if I say if I'm fun, I have to start speaking my text at people for the hell of it.

How about no?

text.

[semiurge]

Oh no, you've foiled my evil plan.

voice.

[uneulogized]

Says a lot about you that this is your brand of evil.

Weak, Kaplan. Weak.

text.

[semiurge]

I'll take that under advisement.

[selfimage]

[ ah—oh.

that's not difficult to piece together. ]

Whatever he told you was a lie.

[semiurge]

Loki, Jason's traumatizing me.

[selfimage]

Oh. I hired him. That's his job now.

[semiurge]

Worst friend.

[selfimage]

Worst personal ad writer!!! :(

[ yes, he totally said "colon opening parenthesis" to get that. ]

[semiurge]

Did you really just say :( into this thing?

Ignore that I had to spell out hawt.

[selfimage]

Ignoring that you just said both.

[semiurge]

I take it back, you're an okay friend.

[selfimage]

:)