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[The following appear steadily over the course of an hour. Someone's taking a different route to his own research.]

Regrouping and Restructuring Me: Teenage male, scrawny but stronger than appears. Wields dagger and studied martial arts. Can heal own wounds. You: Capable of teaching other styles of hand-to-hand combat or weaponry. Also able to take a punch or two. Serious inquiries and offers only. Location: Caer Scima. Only willing to travel within Dorchadas. --------- Wanted: One infused weapon Currently seeking someone to forge a dagger of some kind or recommendations of smiths to do so. Must be capable of infusing with very specific properties and must be able to provide within a few weeks. Willing to pay for best product. Private message if interested. ------- Wanted: Information on textiles Also currently seeking anybody who knows the best location for specific fabrics. Need to match something I already have. The wardrobe at Caer Scima is severely lacking materials necessary. Message with details. It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Someone's demanding. [Hiro. Hiro's demanding.]

Hiro, did you just Craigslist the Drabwurld network?

Is it demanding, or is it just knowing exactly what I want? [It's kinda demanding. Oh well.]

[...juuuust a look.] No...?

Okay maybe. So?

You only offered anything with one of your three demands.

I think we should contact him with commercial offers.

I figured it was implied I'd be giving people something in return. Did I need to really spell that out?

Or do we pull out the big guns and go straight for the Nigerian prince thing? Maybe Nigerian princess.

Well, let's start with this: ignoring me, Ariadne, Loki, and Johnny over there ...

How many people are even gonna get the advertisement's joke?

Prince, definitely prince.

Add in some penis enlargement pills. They've gotta have something magical to do that here, right?

Dude, don't encourage him. Seriously, don't.

[ he is maybe amused. ] Are you looking for a boyfriend or a guinea pig?

Are you being contrary on purpose to ignore what I'm actually asking for?

Actually, I see it more as encouraging Johnny.

[…a pause. Johnny, that was a very not-cool question to ask in light of certain things and he'll talk about that later. Regardless.]

Guinea pig mostly. You know. In the name of science and hitting things.

[ serious????? ]

Is this where I go for a casual hookup?

I'm a little full up on teaching at the moment. I'm not even sure I can teach that Archer guy's men, much less take on another student.

[A beat.]

So, yup, I'm gonna make fun of you instead.

Single young fifteen year old seeking equally scrawny fifteen year old to learn how to kiss.

I mean, that is what that dagger is code for, right?

Man not you too! [Hiro you really, really should have seen this coming goddamn.] Unless you can casually hook me up with something to go with that special thing you gave me at Yule? No.

You're the one who brought it up first!

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But maybe I'm appealing to Johnny's better nature.

[His voice is muffled. But that's because he's burying his face in his hands.] You're such a jerk.

[...a pause.] ...but if you weren't super busy you'd maybe teach me? [You know. For the future.]

I have before. [So, yes, he'd teach him.]

Careful, Hiro. You're gonna lead people to getting some ideas about you and Loki here.

I'm very sure 'dagger' means something underage boys shouldn't be advertising about!

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