2nd Circuit, Text [Unseelie Locked]

[zerotohiro]

[The following appear steadily over the course of an hour. Someone's taking a different route to his own research.]

Regrouping and Restructuring

Me: Teenage male, scrawny but stronger than appears. Wields dagger and studied martial arts. Can heal own wounds.

You: Capable of teaching other styles of hand-to-hand combat or weaponry. Also able to take a punch or two. Serious inquiries and offers only.

Location: Caer Scima. Only willing to travel within Dorchadas.

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Wanted: One infused weapon

Currently seeking someone to forge a dagger of some kind or recommendations of smiths to do so. Must be capable of infusing with very specific properties and must be able to provide within a few weeks. Willing to pay for best product. Private message if interested.

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Wanted: Information on textiles

Also currently seeking anybody who knows the best location for specific fabrics. Need to match something I already have. The wardrobe at Caer Scima is severely lacking materials necessary. Message with details.

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Comments

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[zerotohiro]

You're not the least bit sorry, are you.

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[selfimage]

Helping!

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[zerotohiro]

This isn't helping! How is this helping?

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[selfimage]

I suppose you're owed an explanation. So, you get to a certain age. You, well, let's just say you get these urges. And they're perfectly natural.

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[zerotohiro]

[NONONONONONO.]

Stop stop stop! I get it! What did I say about making me hear the puberty talk twice?

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[selfimage]

[ he's looking dubious. ]

Hm, it doesn't seem to have sunken in the first time. But I suppose that depends on what you were told.

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What were you told?

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[zerotohiro]

[Internal screaming. So much internal screaming.]

I am not having this conversation with you in public. [Or at all. He should specify that.]

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[selfimage]

Are you embarrassed?

[ nah, just gonna make this worse. ]

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[zerotohiro]

Dude shut up. [Totally. Totally embarrassed and totally making this worse.] This isn't about that!

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[uneulogized]

Actually, you might have gotten the birds and bees talk that involves babies. Given your proclivities, you're actually due for another.

So, Loki, hit it!