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[falconkick]

Dude, why did no one tell me the High freakin' King of this joint is a black guy?

[ that's it, that's the post. ]

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[depicted]

I don't object to sharing, but then, would a fight really be so bad? We'd need some ground rules, of course.

[A valiant courtly battle for the kisses of the King is happening is what.]

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[falconkick]

What, like a duel? A kissing duel? I think we already got a couple other words for that.

[ fight sex? ridire must be so proud. ]

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[depicted]

I'd be more than happy to engage with you in such a battle. I warn you, I've had a great deal of practice with your chosen weapon.

[just what papa idris wanted.]

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[falconkick]

[ sam laughs and raises his hands in surrender. ]

All right, okay. I see you, Mr. Grey. A man oughta know when he's beaten.

[ sweet mother of god did you just make me make a 50 shades reference i'm so mad at you farrah. ]

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[depicted]

[If only Dorian was just three decades later. Then he could be sad.

Bear your own sins.]

Oh, we can do some of that too, but you never seemed the type.

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[falconkick]

[ i regret so many things. ]

Y'know, I usually tell folks to try everything once, but I dunno about that one.

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[depicted]

I promise, that isn't advice you need to give me.

[Because someone gave it to him a hundred years ago.]

I'm sure it would be all silk and satin if you were to try anything.

[i give up]

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[falconkick]

What can I say? I'm a romantic. There might even be roses and wine, a little music for some ambiance.

[ this is by far one of my favourite threads ever bless u. ]

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[depicted]

Violins, or would you prefer something from the brass sections?

[it's a war game]

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[falconkick]

Oh, hit me with a that sax, for sure. Nothing overt or anything, just something soft to set the mood.

[ battle of the bulge two: electric boogaloo ]

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[depicted]

One more question: any food allergies? I mean, I know saving someone's life can be romantic, but it isn't the best way to pull off a romantic dinner.

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[falconkick]

None to date, and I'll thank every god we got for that one - but you let me handle the food. If a man's gotta know when he's beaten, he should know when he dominates too.

[ kitchen dom, zing. ]

I'm betting you know wine better than I do, though, am I right?

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[depicted]

[Dorian laughs, but he's also utterly charmed.] Hey! I do know my way around a kitchen, you know. But I will defer, particularly as you've so generously offered to let me handle the wine.

But you will need to give me an idea of what I'm working with. Any true pairing of wine and dish should bring out the best in each.