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[falconkick]

Dude, why did no one tell me the High freakin' King of this joint is a black guy?

[ that's it, that's the post. ]

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video » bruhhhhhhhh

[waterbearer]

[ Kaldur feeling guilty like he should have said a thing. ]

To be honest, I hadn't thought about it that way. [ Atlanteans care less about skin-color and more about how fish-like you look, though he's had to deal with America's take on things enough times to have an idea. ] Sorry.

video » lil bro c'mon now

[falconkick]

Naw, man, don't be sorry. If anything, that just proves for like, the thirtieth time that you are too [ precious for this world ] good a kid.

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[depicted]

I would say I'm sorry, but it seems I got distracted from that vital task just looking at how handsome he is.

Not to mention the voice.

[Too sexy, Idris Elba. Too sexy.]

video; bless

[falconkick]

[ if you don't think samuel wilson has a healthy crush on idris elba, you are wrong. ]

Tell me it's as awesome in person as it sounds through these things.

[ also that you are okay, friend. :c ]

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[depicted]

Oh, better. The in-person experience is unforgettable.

[He's okay. Why would you think he's not okay? He's totally okay. he is JUST FINE WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK HE'S NOT FINE THEY ARE WRONG]

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[notyetlegend]

I wasn't aware such a thing made a difference as to who's king or not.

[Really she wasn't. Sorry for the confused look, Sam.]

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[falconkick]

[ shh shh only hugs now. ]

Damn. Remind me to show up for the next shindig. Think I can get him to sign my baby?

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[depicted]

[uh you mean only hedonism now]

That depends. Do you have any new babies I should know about?

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[falconkick]

I don't know how it works with kings and monarchs and all that, but there were parties in the streets the first time we got a black president in office back home. It's kind of a big deal.

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[falconkick]

[ should sam be chaperoning your orgy, bruh. ]

I'm sure I can find one somewhere. Me an' Steve are big fans of adoption.

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[depicted]

[p. sure aslan has that covered why]

My impression is there are plenty about that need adopting. [Oblique reference to war orphans, yeah why not.] It may be worth bringing one to the High King's presence for a kiss.

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[falconkick]

[ thank god for jesus ( ? ) ]

Man, I'd need to carry a long string of babies.

[ mayhaps a little bitterness there? the unseelie aren't the only ones that destroyed homes. but alas. ]

What if I take the kiss and then go around spreading the love?

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[rangerandking]

What does that say about him? {He's missing the point.}

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[notyetlegend]

You mean he wasn't chosen as firstborn heir?

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[depicted]

[Dorian won't comment on it, for better or for worse. He must be on his best (??) behaviour.]

Now, that just seems unfair. Why should you be the only one to get a kiss? It sounds far more just that I get a kiss from each of you.

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[falconkick]

[ back to the drawing board on his modern culture 101 course ... ]

I think it says more about this place than it says about him specifically. We don't exactly have a lot of black people, men or women, that high up where I'm from.

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[falconkick]

[ a light-hearted snort. ]

We'd be in a lot of trouble it's that's how things ran. Naw, we choose our leaders by vote, more or less.

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[notyetlegend]

[She doesn't mind the snort. She probably would too.]

That sounds so strange.

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[rangerandking]

{Modern culture doesn't make sense.}

I did not know such importance was placed on one's skin color. {In Middle Earth, it can be a sign of where someone was born, but beyond that, it isn't a determining factor.}

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[falconkick]

Whoa, whoa. Where's the justice in you creepin' on my boss kisses? We're either gonna fight for them or share them, Dorian. Your call.

[ what even is happening here it is a mystery. ]

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[depicted]

I don't object to sharing, but then, would a fight really be so bad? We'd need some ground rules, of course.

[A valiant courtly battle for the kisses of the King is happening is what.]

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[falconkick]

You got witches and curses and faeries runnin' around, but choosing who you answer to is strange? You might be the weird one here, little sister.

[ ahahaha get it ]

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[falconkick]

[ he won't argue with that. ]

It is what it is, even when it shouldn't be. I'm guessing y'all got the whole line of succession thing going too, back home?

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[falconkick]

What, like a duel? A kissing duel? I think we already got a couple other words for that.

[ fight sex? ridire must be so proud. ]

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[rangerandking]

I see no sound reasoning behind it. {It's rather like judging someone based on their hair color or eye color.} Yes. Elves, Dwarves and Men follow a line of succession unless a line comes to an end or somehow falters.

{Like what happened with Isildur.}