eachdraidh | video; unseelie only

Alright, let's get a couple facts straight.

1st -> Fuck the Seelie. Yeah, which one of you asses are going to argue with me about that? It'll be a quick trip to the dungeons for you, King Louis XVI. That's spelled L-o-u-i-s but pronounced in a dumb frog way. Don't get me started.

2nd -> Get your ass over to Archer Point Military Academy. Seriously, learn how to be a good soldier. Girls love soldiers which means you can get some serious bed action as long as you follow what I say.

3rd -> Don't disrespect Darth Wark. He's my chocobro and I will let him remove you from existence if you do. Bros before does, right? [Yes, there is a loud WARK off the screen.] Are girl chocobos called does by the way? I don't even know. Quick, someone find me a bird expert!

4th -> All hot women drink for free here. Considering there is an extreme lack of unhot women using these things, I'm pretty sure that means all of you. Using my bed while I'm in it is also free, hint hint. Psst, that means I'd bang you.

What else am I missing? Fill me in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Haven't noticed at all. [It happens when you're knee-deep in your own tasks in the Drabwurld. But he'll definitely be wandering out that way later to go examine things, thank you Archer. He lifts an eyebrow though.]

That is something I wouldn't take seriously...but then again there's probably enough of them around that it's possible. Plus it sounds harder than a military academy anyway.

[A pause.] Anyway, if I know anybody who needs to be trained I'll send them your way.

Good because once they're done being trained, we're winning this war. The other side doesn't have a Military Academy so we totally have this in the bag.

We've kinda got a few things the other side doesn't have. We need all of the advantages we can get.

[There's a pause as he considers Archer for a moment before he decides to completely lock the conversation only to Archer and, you know, not broadcast to all of the Unseelie shardbearers. (It could also just be he's hyperaware that an ex-batkid might be watching him.)]

If you're really doing this and you need anything like supplies or weapon enhancements or anything, give me a call. I'll see what we can do.

And....what? Do you want alcohol in return? I'm building a ship, what do you trade for that? Video games? I don't have any of those.

And even if you did they wouldn't work outside of the Station anyway so don't bother. I guess the trade would depend on what you could actually offer. If it's just alcohol then forget it, I'll stick somebody else on the job but I'm negotiable. All I'm saying is that if you need an extra hand, I'm looking for something to do. That's it.

You're going to have to tell me what you want because I'm definitely not shipping you a list of everything I have.

Okay, but how am I supposed to know what to ask for if I don't know what I'm working with? What if I said I wanted a magic, teleporting ring? Pretty sure you can't get me one of those, can you?

If you want one of those, you're going to need to do a lot more than just help. I know how wartime economy works, thank you.

Said like you could actually get me one. [Shrug.] I guess it would also depend on what you would actually want or need. Maybe just consider it an open offer.

Let's do this the true business way. I show you plans for a somewhat sizable but speedy ship. You make it better and we'll talk pricing and building.

Sounds like a deal to me. Whenever you're ready I'll take a look and see what I can do.