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[gandere]

[ Being a mother... isn't as easy as it sounds, Rin's painfully discovering. While the boy she adopted is a sweet little thing, he is also a boy and Rin is lacking in experience when it comes to boys that age. In Japan they were proper and didn't mingle much with girls so there's minimal experience from her childhood to go by. Growing up, there was a baby sister for a few years, but she doesn't like to think about those times either so it's no good. She's been a mother for a week and she's already crawling to her locket after asking around. Turns out most of her close companions either suck at parenting (thanks Saber for everything Mordred) or just planned to never have children at all (because that's helpful, Waver), leaving her in the dark. If only there were self help books available, but of course there's not.

Plus this gives her a reason to actually pester people. See what's been going on now that Caer Scima is rubble and everyone is scattered throughout the world. Let people know she's alive. Give them a chance to speak with her before she shut her locket for good. So here's one Rin, dressed tomboyish for her poking around for all to see. ]

Boys are really a handful, aren't they? No--before you ask--I'm not having relationship problems. I mean little boys. I'm not sulking, but it's really kind of hard to think of activities for someone his age-! [ She's brooding pretty fiercely by now. ] When I was seven years old, all I ever wanted to do was study, so why won't he?

[ Just in case anyone in Allaidh Darach needed further proof that Rin Tohsaka was a nerd. ]

I don't even know what to feed him since Emiya left. [ Yes, that's a public jab at his departure today. She's still a bit sour over it. ] He's a stupid boy, so he knows what boys need! What if I don't have enough of the right vegetables and his growth is stunted as a result. That can happen, can't it?!

[ There's a sound in the background that causes her to nearly drop her locket, the magus fumbling with it for a few seconds before it lands solidly in her palm. ]

Crap, crap, crap! What if he heard-?! Oh no, he's going to think he's an inconvenience and—[ Snapping the locket shut. It'll be a couple minutes to confirm it's clear before she replies to anyone. ]

Comments

[gandere]

So it's all right to transfer the souls of things into other containers since they're not technically dead, correct? Because if you're going to state something absurd, I need to be able to follow along here.

Make sure I'm not stepping on your toes or anything.

[tacticalturtleneck]

If you're an undead lich who feasts off the souls of the living, I'm seriously going to have to report you to Buffy. And then hopefully, a brutal catfight and hot sex will follow thereafter.

[gandere]

Please stop imagining that! I know that's what is going through your mind right now.

By the way, I'm not an undead lich.

[tacticalturtleneck]

I'm onto you, Skeletor.

Or Skelerin.

[gandere]

If I was an undead lich, would that kill the desire to have sex with me? Because it's tempting to just throw my life away in order to escape that.

Please don't use my name in that manner either. I have a reputation!

[tacticalturtleneck]

I've banged a robot. Try asking me that question again, Skelerin.

[gandere]

[ Is that a friggin SPOILER??? ]

I don't need to repeat myself when you heard and understood me the first time.

... you can have sex with robots?

[tacticalturtleneck]

[dwi

and yes]

Case and point, then. Proof that I am more awesome than you.

[gandere]

Having sex with a robot doesn't make you awesome!

It's pathetic!

[tacticalturtleneck]

How many people do you know that have had sex with a robot?

[gandere]

One so far.

Since this is the same guy that stuck his penis in a vacuum cleaner, I don't think it counts as an achievement.

[tacticalturtleneck]

What is this, health class? Say cock or dick or something. Talking about it like it's something to be experimented on is gross.

[gandere]

Fine, the primary sexual organ a male uses to procreate.

Stuck directly in a household appliance for picking up dirt and dead bugs.

[tacticalturtleneck]

.......asshole.

[gandere]

Sometimes they are inserted there as well, yes.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Yeah, I'm sure you know all about that, you literal shit-stirrer.

[gandere]

We're not going to talk about the anus over the lockets where my son can hear. [ Meaning bye. Probably. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Better teach him about it now before he gets ideas!!!!

[Totally putting in that yell before she can turn anything off.]