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[ The face that comes onscreen after a few obvious jostles might be one you're familiar with (if you are, sorry, he's probably not the one you're looking for). Johnny's half-concerned, half-amused with the general state of things and it shows in the way he's looking into the locket, clearing his throat. ]

Ever wonder how this feels like some weird State of the Union address? Except with a lot less people. Or maybe it's like making a YouTube video. Here I am, talking to you guys, and I can't even see your faces. [ He shrugs. ] Oh, well -- anyway.

What's up, strangers of Drabwurld? I have three questions: [ Holds up one finger. ] one, why is it called Drabwurld? Did its founders hate being here, or does Brightworld just not have the same ring to it? Ha, there's your thought of the day.

[ Two fingers. ] Two: Anyone seen a big orange walking rockpile lately? Grumpy, looks like he lost a bet with a mudslide? Failing that, how about a guy who can stretch to grossly disproportionate levels, or a girl who can turn invisible? If found, let me know; they can be pretty ornery, and reach dangerous levels of boring when put together for too long.

Three, and I can't believe this didn't come first. It's a very important question, so I'm gonna need all of you to be honest with me, whoever you are.

[ He leans closer to the screen, loses the smile and gets serious. This is crucial. ]

Which side's got the hotter babes? The Seelie, or the Unseelie?

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Ah... close enough. Yes, little fairies and all those kind of creatures from the old tales.

Crap, should've traded. I'd take fairies over imps any day.

By the way, how'd you end up here?

I don't think we can trade, but if your first message is anything to go by then... the Unseelie lands have Medieval Vegas.

[That's how frat boys have fun, right? At the question, Dave raises his eyebrows and points at himself.]

Me? The fairies, ah, guided me here, that's how we Seelie arrive. They're nicer than the imps but will often nag you for cake.

[ DAVE STUTLER, YOU'RE HIS NEW BEST FRIEND. Johnny brightens, as if Dave had told him that Santa Claus is real and is right about to gift him his own personal harem of 72 strippers. ]

Vegas, really? Man, tell me you've at least popped by to have a look for yourself. [ OKAY SO MAYBE HE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT IMPS V FAIRIES RIGHT NOW....... ]

[IS THAT A GOOD THING? Santa Claus is real, Dave has found out, and he wishes they could be talking about something like that because this conversation is taking one hell of a turn.]

Oooookay, I think we need to pause for a review here. [He points at himself with both hands.] Nerd. Books and science inside, nor bars and parties outside.

[ the important question is: are the 72 strippers real? ]

Nerd, so? Doesn't mean you can't get out and enjoy other things. I'm sure the bars and parties aren't nerd-discriminatory.

[ DAVID, HE'S GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO LIVE. SUIT UP. ]

[Someone with Steve's face is trying to take Dave to fairy-Vegas. There's so much wrong with this scenario, Dave doesn't know where to began.]

I, ah, enjoy plenty of things. Bars and parties don't exactly go on that list. But hey, I'm sure plenty of people will welcome you in Mair, soooo... have fun?

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