johnny storm. (
fulminants) wrote in
eachdraidh2015-02-02 09:25 pm
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[ The face that comes onscreen after a few obvious jostles might be one you're familiar with (if you are, sorry, he's probably not the one you're looking for). Johnny's half-concerned, half-amused with the general state of things and it shows in the way he's looking into the locket, clearing his throat. ]
Ever wonder how this feels like some weird State of the Union address? Except with a lot less people. Or maybe it's like making a YouTube video. Here I am, talking to you guys, and I can't even see your faces. [ He shrugs. ] Oh, well -- anyway.
What's up, strangers of Drabwurld? I have three questions: [ Holds up one finger. ] one, why is it called Drabwurld? Did its founders hate being here, or does Brightworld just not have the same ring to it? Ha, there's your thought of the day.
[ Two fingers. ] Two: Anyone seen a big orange walking rockpile lately? Grumpy, looks like he lost a bet with a mudslide? Failing that, how about a guy who can stretch to grossly disproportionate levels, or a girl who can turn invisible? If found, let me know; they can be pretty ornery, and reach dangerous levels of boring when put together for too long.
Three, and I can't believe this didn't come first. It's a very important question, so I'm gonna need all of you to be honest with me, whoever you are.
[ He leans closer to the screen, loses the smile and gets serious. This is crucial. ]
Which side's got the hotter babes? The Seelie, or the Unseelie?
Ever wonder how this feels like some weird State of the Union address? Except with a lot less people. Or maybe it's like making a YouTube video. Here I am, talking to you guys, and I can't even see your faces. [ He shrugs. ] Oh, well -- anyway.
What's up, strangers of Drabwurld? I have three questions: [ Holds up one finger. ] one, why is it called Drabwurld? Did its founders hate being here, or does Brightworld just not have the same ring to it? Ha, there's your thought of the day.
[ Two fingers. ] Two: Anyone seen a big orange walking rockpile lately? Grumpy, looks like he lost a bet with a mudslide? Failing that, how about a guy who can stretch to grossly disproportionate levels, or a girl who can turn invisible? If found, let me know; they can be pretty ornery, and reach dangerous levels of boring when put together for too long.
Three, and I can't believe this didn't come first. It's a very important question, so I'm gonna need all of you to be honest with me, whoever you are.
[ He leans closer to the screen, loses the smile and gets serious. This is crucial. ]
Which side's got the hotter babes? The Seelie, or the Unseelie?

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[ A faint nod. ] Not many shardbearers yet, but the spire is still under construction.
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[ He pauses at that, then. ] Hey, I gotta ask. So what do these shards do? Does everyone here have them, or?
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[ Which implies that sometimes people come back from dying, but she'll let him catch that or not. ]
They're part of this big... magic gem that's incredibly powerful, but shardbearers can learn how to use them to make themselves stronger, faster, that sort of thing.
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[ Oh, he didn't know that. Johnny straightens. ] How do you do that? The whole learning how to use the shard thing.
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[ ~*~*~magic~*~*~ ]
I only just learned recently. It's- they're tied to our homes, so if you focus on home strong enough, that can activate them.
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Like a Care Bear?
[ Johnny Storm doesn't do Care Bears. ]
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Uh. Well, they're not like... powered by love, as far as I know.
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So, they're powered by memories of home? Good and bad memories?
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[ She shrugs. ] I'm still learning myself.
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[ never gonna unsee care bears. ] Where'd you learn it from?
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I could try.
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[ ariadne you shit ]
But after the battle works.
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[ He has to laugh a little at that, entertained by her wit. ]
Gotta ask you, though. Do these battles happen a lot?
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No. There have been- smaller ones, but nothing in this force. Nothing like that's coming, not for almost a century.
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Not for almost a century? What are they fighting about this time that's so different from the others?
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[ And it worries her. A lot. ]
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