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[ The face that comes onscreen after a few obvious jostles might be one you're familiar with (if you are, sorry, he's probably not the one you're looking for). Johnny's half-concerned, half-amused with the general state of things and it shows in the way he's looking into the locket, clearing his throat. ]

Ever wonder how this feels like some weird State of the Union address? Except with a lot less people. Or maybe it's like making a YouTube video. Here I am, talking to you guys, and I can't even see your faces. [ He shrugs. ] Oh, well -- anyway.

What's up, strangers of Drabwurld? I have three questions: [ Holds up one finger. ] one, why is it called Drabwurld? Did its founders hate being here, or does Brightworld just not have the same ring to it? Ha, there's your thought of the day.

[ Two fingers. ] Two: Anyone seen a big orange walking rockpile lately? Grumpy, looks like he lost a bet with a mudslide? Failing that, how about a guy who can stretch to grossly disproportionate levels, or a girl who can turn invisible? If found, let me know; they can be pretty ornery, and reach dangerous levels of boring when put together for too long.

Three, and I can't believe this didn't come first. It's a very important question, so I'm gonna need all of you to be honest with me, whoever you are.

[ He leans closer to the screen, loses the smile and gets serious. This is crucial. ]

Which side's got the hotter babes? The Seelie, or the Unseelie?

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The wine cellar and the party room.

[Other than that? Not much.]

Man, I gotta really visit the party room sometime. Worth going?

It seems like everything your heart could desire is there. Or at least a version of it.

[ Johnny contemplates that for a moment, then at length, he says. ]

I'm going to be really pissed if anyone wrecks that room when we start fighting. Do you mean the better version, or a lame version?

That likely depends on what you're looking for. What are you looking for?

A good time. [ Johnny's smile is mischievous, wicked. ] Underwear models would do for a start.

[Underwear models. Of course. Did he really expect anything different from a man whose biggest concern is which side has the hottest women?]

You won't be disappointed.

[And Jack makes it sound, tries to make it sound like he knows this from experience. He doesn't actually have to play this game anymore. It feels as terrible as it always did.

But for now. Just until he's more sure of where he stands in this new world.]

[ Johnny laughs, bright and genuine and amused -- and would've slapped him on the back if Jack's here with him. He doesn't see how Jack struggles to say it, to keep up that front when he doesn't have to anymore. ]

You dog! You've already done some uncovering of Victoria's lovely secrets, huh?

She gave up her secrets to me the night I arrived. And her two sisters the next morning.

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Seriously, both at once the next morning?

Would you have turned them away?

[ Holy shit, Jack. Johnny's impressed, and it shows. Good on you, buddy. ]

Gotta tip my hat to you, Your Highness. [ He salutes, grinning. ] You really do know how to party.

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