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[of_the_lake]

[Standing on the edge of Nimh Gleanne, Lancelot held his locket with a cool hand. Rather than brimming with rage, he kept a demeanor closer to ice. He didn't say very much, but it wasn't as if he were going to have to.]

I will pay great sums. I will reward those who give me good information and those who cement any suspicion for me.

[His voice was as passive as could be.]

I desire the necks of those who have tortured and killed the fae of this world. Cathraon's safe haven has been annihilated.

I do not care which banner the offenders wear. I will kill them and their kin. If the perpetrators bear shards, I will present those bloody trophies to the fae in recompense, whether or not I am torn from this court or not.

I suggest all information come to me with great urgency and haste. I will only remain reasonable a short while. Direct your information to me directly through this locket. I am the Knightslayer--Lancelot of the Lake.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Lancelot.

Hah.

HAHAHA, I'd be careful mentioning that in public, eh, eh, Sir Cucksalot?

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[of_the_lake]

Is me being 'Lancelot' really so ridiculous?

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Uh, yeah? Ever watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Jesus Christ, you're some kind of blood thirsty maniac.

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[of_the_lake]

I don't know which artist Monty Python is, but if this is a literary portrayal of me, then they are far from incorrect.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

I don't know. I think Sir Robin shitting his pants is serious business.

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[of_the_lake]

I've met no knight by that name. I believe I would have remembered an embarrassing story along those lines.

[He was sure it would have earned its own poem, at least.]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Seriously?

[Oh, no starting to sing.]

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!"

It's not ringing a bell?

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[of_the_lake]

[Upon completion, Lancelot actually managed to crack a smile.]

It's a rather half-hearted attempt at verse, but it's certainly clever.

[Weird how this was the one thing to get him to smile in the midst of things.]

What is your name, sir?

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Baron Archer.

[He will never give up that title.]

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[of_the_lake]

I see. Two titles, sir? That's most impressive.

[Lancelot made assumptions. Know what happens when you make assumptions?]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Of course it is. No one is more awesome than me.

[Whatever it is, he's rolling with it. Just because it makes him look good.]