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eachdraidh2015-01-16 06:55 pm
tacticalturtleneck) wrote in eachdraidh2015-01-16 06:55 pm
[video | locked to Unseelie]
Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.
It's called....Lacrosse.
Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?
How about you
Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.
Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.
Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?
Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.
Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).
Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.
So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?
It's called....Lacrosse.
Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?
How about you
Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.
Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.
Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?
Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.
Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).
Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.
So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?
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[ nope she does not want Stiles there at all, then. ]
-- I don't know who Saber is.
[ she almost sounded a little bummed, but it was only because she's afraid she should know Saber, just like how she should have known the answer to that one question in History class. nine times out of ten she's just sure she's a few steps behind evrybody else in the You Should Know That part of, uh, being a human again ]
Nevermind. How many people actually signed up so far?
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[It had to be written somewhere.....somewhere.]
Beats me. I'm leaving sign ups to the team captains. Talk to Elle if you want to join the Dinosaurs.
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Was this really the Queen's idea? I didn't think they would even know what lacrosse is here.
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