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Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.

It's called....Lacrosse.

Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?

How about you

SHUT UP

Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.

Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.

Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?

Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.

Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).

Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.

So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?

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Welcome to real sports, bro...sis...teleporting awesomeness. Some teams have unfair advantages. If another team can offer enough money, people will swap teams.

Could you bribe somebody mid-game to switch teams?

...if you have the cash, I don't see why not? This is Unseelie we're talking about here.

Not gonna ask the seelie if they want to play?

After I train up the Unseelie teams, maybe. We don't need those asshats actually winning games.

Spend a month training, give them three days notice on their first game. Make it sound like a matter of honor if they don't play...then kick their butts.

Iiiiiii love it!

That's pretty much the gist of it. They're fucked.

You're pretty sneaky when you aren't acting like an old perv, Archer.

[Lumina approves.]

Old perv? What the hell? Is that super secret code for 'being awesome'?

Mmmmmm...nope.

Then you've pretty much lost me.

Yeah, I figured.

So people seem pretty interested in this game, huh?

If people try, I think we can have three teams.

...That's not a lot of teams, though.

Wait until people figure out they get paid to play and get paid more to play better. You'll see shit happen then.

Ooh, I get it. You're trying to bait people.

It's a shame there's that whole war thing going on that's probably distracting them.

When World War 2 was raging, do you think people stopped playing baseball? No and that war makes this upcoming one look like a fart in the wind.

You get that I don't know what any of those things are, right?

I'd totally tell you but you look like you'd rather drown in a lake than listen.

It does sound pretty boring. You had a big war so you called it a World War? Then you had another one so you called it World War two?

[That is the least creative thing ever.]

Uh, seems like the common sense solution. When a war covers most of a world...

....I guess the first one didn't really do that. Fuck you, Europe.

So, they gave it a boring name that was wrong? [She pauses.] I kinda like it more now...

But the second one had atomic bombs. That's good enough right there.

Aaaaaand we're back to you making up words again. What bombs?

Uh, when you split an atom, it makes a big boom? Big enough that one bomb could wipe out an entire city. 300,000 people dead, boom. Hiroshima, Nagasaki? God, read a book.

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