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[tacticalturtleneck]

Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.

It's called....Lacrosse.

Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?

How about you

SHUT UP

Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.

Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.

Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?

Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.

Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).

Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.

So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?

Comments

[tacticalturtleneck]

You're asking for the impossible. I have to teach the other teams the basic rules before the games actually start.

[gandere]

If I'm asking in the first place, it isn't the impossible. [ She's so full of herself. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Listen, you non-Japanese person hater! I laid down the law so deal with it! This isn't America where you can threaten Congressmen over open carry gun control laws!

Oh right...all of America, this isn't Texas.

[gandere]

I'm not threatening you, yet. [ There's a difference. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Good. Because bribes are a lot better.

[gandere]

Only when I receive something of value out of them. [ Pfft as if she's going to bribe him. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

That's...the whole point.

[Good luck with that winning streak??????]

[gandere]

I'm thinking this is more along the lines of charity, isn't it? [ The coldest story ever told. ]

I attach you to my successful team and you reap the benefits.

[tacticalturtleneck]

And if I coach all the teams and get all the benefits?

[gandere]

You won't because the other team leaders have no idea how to market or exploit their team. I'm afraid if you want to get rich, you should stick with the best.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Uh, hello. Baron? I'm already loaded and I picked the best spot to stay loaded.

[gandere]

Baron, huh?

Well, we'll see how that favors you after a while. Take care until then, Archer. We'll be seeing lots of each other soon.

In a professional manner. [ Not in the bedroom. ]