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Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.

It's called....Lacrosse.

Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?

How about you

SHUT UP

Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.

Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.

Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?

Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.

Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).

Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.

So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?

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Let me be completely honest.

[DEEP BREATH.]

I want Seelie to have some teams. That way, I can change the rules on the fly and have the Unseelie teams kick their ass while they cry foul while being goody goody two shoes.

[--That was not what Waver was expecting.

At all.

And he has to clamp a hand to his face and just laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it all.]

You haven't met a lot of Seelie folk, have you?

They all have a stick up their ass. I don't need to meet any of them but I beat up a dude not too long ago.

[No, he didn't.]

You'd be surprised. And I can think of several who'd start making rule changes of their own when your plan was revealed, because fair's fair.

Regardless, you'd probably want to have Seelie versus Unseelie team matches over at the Station, since it's neutral ground. Easier for everyone to get to.

Maybe after we kick their ass around the block a couple times. Besides, I need time to make our team awesome.

So plant the seeds for grudge matches in the future, for more compelling games? Wise step forward.

Team names will help. Since you won't have to fight with censors, I'd almost suggest that you ask the Brucolac for recommended colourful language.

I'm going to be honest. I'm waiting to get some suggestions from El Jefe before I make any team name decisions.

Edited 2015-01-17 01:35 (UTC)

That is fair enough. If you get to the point of a stadium, you probably ought to include a royal box.

[Seriously taking notes. This guy is more helpful than he thought.]

You're more helpful than I thought you'd be.

[See?]

Anyway, they'd probably love front row seats.

[The advantages of overthinking everything.]

Hey, I'm not against helping a massive distraction from this war bullshit.

[Honestly, the irreverence is nice. I mean, watching this one and Rin go at it, less nice, but.]

Work a little magic around the area to make sure no stray balls smack them in the face.

Do you think I'm Doramammu or something? I don't know shit about magic.

That is why you hire people in construction to do that sort of thing for you.

[Writing again and talking to himself.]

Professor Spaniard. Totally willing to make the magic happen. D&D has nothing on this.

Edited 2015-01-17 01:50 (UTC)

[Right, Waver's absolutely getting someone else to do that.]

D&D I think contains less opportunity for lacrosse, unless everyone involved is feeling generous.

By the way, can you make love potions? The temporary kind. I don't need women actually thinking I want to be with them until death.

Not at all. You'd need to ask someone else, unfortunately.

Give me a name or two. This is important information.

...and I'd never use it non-consensually, for your information.

Why use them at all? Your success relying on someone else's work is kind of irritating.

...........have you ever banged a woman who knows what she's doing?

Yes? I'm not sure how the metaphor holds.

Yeah, I doubt that. Unless you've been in bed with that Japanese girl with blue eyes. I bet she's outrageous in the sack.

--Ah, I understand the metaphor now.

[NOPE YOU AREN'T BRINGING RIN INTO THIS DISCUSSION. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.]

In that case, I'd say go to Daonna where there'd be plenty of options, but the area isn't quite safe right now for shardbearers. Check around Caer Scima though, Morla's probably employed someone on commission to make potions for the upcoming clusterfuck.

Asshole, you aren't dropping the topic that quickly! Have you banged that Tohsaka Rin or not? I need to know for....scientific purposes.

Because she's my friend and frankly, I'd like to stay out of her sex life?

Just admit that she's hot. Her boobs could be a bit bigger but I'm not picky.

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