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[meloncholy]

[It's Porthos' first time speaking on the network and the picture of him in the locket has a face like a thunderstorm. He is so done with this place and you're about to find out why - ]

It seems in our tumultuous emotional state having first been brought here, my friend and I have managed to insult the imps.

[Or rather Aramis shot one, ran into Porthos, and there was a fight that wasn't fatal but a tad more vicious than a Musketeer vs. imp fingersnap dance routine.]

As you can imagine, they've taken it upon themselves to remind us that we're not forgiven for our trespass. [He won't mention that swearing at them also didn't work, he knew it wouldn't, it just made him feel better.] And since we come from a world where magic doesn't exist, or if it does it's very scarce, I was wondering what could be done to appease them in some way.

[In other words please get the little buggers to stop leaving fish heads in his boots, tugging his beard until he wakes up in the night, etc.]

I will owe a reasonably proportioned debt to whoever can provide good advice.

Comments

[liven]

I didn't ask. But she's very good with them.

[ apparently she saved their lives or something???? ]

[meloncholy]

Right then. I'll give her a shot if I can't figure it out myself. Thanks.

[liven]

It wasn't really any trouble. What did you do to insult them, though? Try to kill them? They seem to dislike that.

[ for some crazy-ass reason! ]

[meloncholy]

We weren't trying to kill them, exactly. But we did shoot at them. Just a little bit. Mostly it was Aramis who did the shooting.

[Who he is not and will never abandon when it comes to fighting off pint-sized hordes or making amends, but he's giving blame where blame is due.]

[liven]

That explains it, then. I tried to kill some, but people kept telling me to quit it.

[ she sounds annoyed. ]