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[meloncholy]

[It's Porthos' first time speaking on the network and the picture of him in the locket has a face like a thunderstorm. He is so done with this place and you're about to find out why - ]

It seems in our tumultuous emotional state having first been brought here, my friend and I have managed to insult the imps.

[Or rather Aramis shot one, ran into Porthos, and there was a fight that wasn't fatal but a tad more vicious than a Musketeer vs. imp fingersnap dance routine.]

As you can imagine, they've taken it upon themselves to remind us that we're not forgiven for our trespass. [He won't mention that swearing at them also didn't work, he knew it wouldn't, it just made him feel better.] And since we come from a world where magic doesn't exist, or if it does it's very scarce, I was wondering what could be done to appease them in some way.

[In other words please get the little buggers to stop leaving fish heads in his boots, tugging his beard until he wakes up in the night, etc.]

I will owe a reasonably proportioned debt to whoever can provide good advice.

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[meloncholy]

[Porthos tilts his chin up slightly, a physical indication of ah, yes. The introduction of things other than human into his worldview occasionally went amiss, although he had the sense to let those moments be when he was in his room rather than walking around the castle.

He stays quiet on that particular fact. He's not about to make the mistake of offending anyone else any time soon and maybe it was a blessing in disguise that it was imps Aramis had first ran into.]

If they don't, I can think of ways to save it going to waste.