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[meloncholy]

[It's Porthos' first time speaking on the network and the picture of him in the locket has a face like a thunderstorm. He is so done with this place and you're about to find out why - ]

It seems in our tumultuous emotional state having first been brought here, my friend and I have managed to insult the imps.

[Or rather Aramis shot one, ran into Porthos, and there was a fight that wasn't fatal but a tad more vicious than a Musketeer vs. imp fingersnap dance routine.]

As you can imagine, they've taken it upon themselves to remind us that we're not forgiven for our trespass. [He won't mention that swearing at them also didn't work, he knew it wouldn't, it just made him feel better.] And since we come from a world where magic doesn't exist, or if it does it's very scarce, I was wondering what could be done to appease them in some way.

[In other words please get the little buggers to stop leaving fish heads in his boots, tugging his beard until he wakes up in the night, etc.]

I will owe a reasonably proportioned debt to whoever can provide good advice.

Comments

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[survivra]

Give them a well-placed kick in the head.

[ imps suck man 8U ]

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[meloncholy]

They'll run us out of the castle at this rate if I do.

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[survivra]

Not if you kick them hard enough.

[meloncholy]

You care to give it a try first? [p.s. no imps were harmed while writing this thread.]

[survivra]

As though I haven't already. [ speak for urself man! ] I'll not pick your fights for you.

[meloncholy]

I prefer to rely on my expert skills of diplomacy. [Yeah, pull the other one.]

[survivra]

I've been told my diplomatic skills are about as subtle as my tactical offense—I don't think I can help you there much, if you're set on turning away perfectly sound advice.