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eachdraidh2014-12-08 09:57 am
asafp) wrote in eachdraidh2014-12-08 09:57 am
[Text; Open] -> [Audio; Seelie] Backdated to the 3rd
Fuck me.
[That's it that's the post.
If you're not a member of the Seelie court, that is. After another moment -- or a few -- the audio and the lock switch on.]
[Audio; Seelie-locked]
[The following is the sound of a Glaswegian who is both exhausted and quietly trying to sustain his brittle grasp on reality.]
Right, this message ought to only be goin' out to members of the, ah, Seelie Court. Hoping there's a friendly soul somewhere in the area of Daonna who can help a poor traveler in gettin' to the castle. Supposedly those fluttery lights were meant to drop me off at it, but I guess they got lost somewhere on the Yellow Brick Fucking Road.
Bargained my way into a room at the inn temporarily, but I don't wanna find out how the pig man's gonna make me pay once I run out of currency. I hear one of their orgasms lasts for half an hour.
[All right, Malc, reign it in for a minute. You've got no clout here, and you want these people to want to help you out, right?
Right.]
Any assistance would be [and here he is trying really hard to be cordial and professional:] greatly appreciated.
[That's it that's the post.
If you're not a member of the Seelie court, that is. After another moment -- or a few -- the audio and the lock switch on.]
[Audio; Seelie-locked]
[The following is the sound of a Glaswegian who is both exhausted and quietly trying to sustain his brittle grasp on reality.]
Right, this message ought to only be goin' out to members of the, ah, Seelie Court. Hoping there's a friendly soul somewhere in the area of Daonna who can help a poor traveler in gettin' to the castle. Supposedly those fluttery lights were meant to drop me off at it, but I guess they got lost somewhere on the Yellow Brick Fucking Road.
Bargained my way into a room at the inn temporarily, but I don't wanna find out how the pig man's gonna make me pay once I run out of currency. I hear one of their orgasms lasts for half an hour.
[All right, Malc, reign it in for a minute. You've got no clout here, and you want these people to want to help you out, right?
Right.]
Any assistance would be [and here he is trying really hard to be cordial and professional:] greatly appreciated.
voice.
[Telling him to be nicer and pointing out something he already knew doesn't endear her to him, either. She doesn't have to help, but he doesn't have to beg her -- not if, at the very least, he may be able to hitchhike on someone else's cart.]
voice.
[ That's technically a true statement because she isn't but she could hypothetically ride there if she had the inclination. It's just that she lacks the inclination. ]
You said any assistance would be appreciated. Just because it wasn't the specific assistance of rescuing you from where you found yourself doesn't mean it was a no. It just means I offered what I could in the way of assistance.
voice.
[Barely paying attention to her now. How do you shut off the conversation...? He more or less activated the locket by accident, so now he's not sure how to exit. Should he just close the lid?]
voice.
voice. (and oh lord I'm sorry for the long delay on such a short tag)
voice. shhhh it's okay