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[disheartening]

This is disgusting -

[ a voice that's rich in sarcasm and annoyance is heard and then a loud thud as a book slams against a table. a moment later regina mills comes to view, white silken blouse, black woolen coat, dark pants, impeccable hair given the situation and an expression that reads that she is, without a doubt, 120% done.

She stares at the book as if it had personally offended her and with a flick of her hand it goes flying across the room. ]

To those who call themselves the High King and Queen -

[ there is poison on the very way she pronounces those words. ]

Expecting me to fight for you is about as stupid as you interfering with the very weapon I would need even if I had wanted to. I have little to no idea what you or this misshapen world had done to magic.

[ or why as this makes no sense to her. ]

But I want it fixed.

[ and then she looks around her in distaste and mutters to herself ]

Looks as if this place is managed by farmers if to judge by this inner decor.

Comments

video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Wow, that's really laying it on. You tell them, sister!

[Well, to be fair, he's not fighting unless there is some kind of reward involved but this is too good.]

video;

[disheartening]

Miss Mills for you.

[ it should be Madam Mayor, hell it should be Your Majesty but regina puts both titles aside for now. though her chambers are the chambers of a queen, something she would never complain of. at least they know how to show some respect. ]

You are?

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Archer. Sterling Archer. Nice to hear that you aren't married. That changes things a little bit.

video;

[disheartening]

Don't even think about it.

[ dryly. she may try to be good but regina mills knows very well that she doesn't go hand in hand with anything even remotely romantic. she had rejected that path a long time ago. ]

Mr. Archer of - which court?

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Unseelie, where all the cool people are at.

video;

[disheartening]

Charmers, the whole lot.

[ she gives him a sort of a dry look because honestly, the castle looks hideous and if it reflects anything on the people within, then regina wants out or at least a better interior decorator for the love of. ]

are we equal in numbers among both courts, I wonder?

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

I seriously hope that Unseelie has less people. We need to be pretty selective about who is going to join team awesome. How are we going to make a good lacrosse team if we're stuck with people who can't even keep up?

video;

[disheartening]

[ why is she having this conversation how did her life get to this point, even. ]

from the little I already heard about the unseelie, I doubt any of them would be good "teammates".

[ yes, she'll do the air quotes. ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

I whipped a lacrosse team out of some Asian island primitives. I can do it to these people too.

video;

[disheartening]

I'm sure the unseelie would adore the comparison -

[ 104% sarcasm. ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

It's kind of hard to compare anyone to me. It makes them look small time. It comes with the territory.

video;

[disheartening]

The territory of being...?

[ remind her why you're meaningful. ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Being hot, sexy, and amazingly awesome in bed.

video;

[disheartening]

All qualities helpful to this war.

[ or not. ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

If you're talking about war, I'm the best special agent America has to offer.

video;

[disheartening]

And that would help if we needed -- a special spy or - someone with advanced interrogation but from what I gathered? it's all swords around here. and magic. Though you are here - that at least means they do have a plan.

[ joy of joys! ]

video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

What? You think it's all about spying? A good secret agent can pick up any weapon and go full Rambo with it.

video;

[disheartening]

Well, I suppose we shall see these skills come next battle.

[ try not to die. ]