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Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

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[archer you are an actual child. she sighs, exasperated.]

No. Got to learn the rules here first before you call them out. Settle, yeah?

Last I checked, rules weren't for cool people in Unseelie.

Not like that. [she isn't one for rules, either.] Magic rules. Concept's different.

...is this some comic book shit? Because there's always that one character who destroys the known laws of physics and everyone acts astounded.

Have you not caught on? [she looks almost....confused.] Nearly everyone here's got powers.

Nearly everyone but me! See the goddamn problem yet?

No.

[the last thing he needs is powers.]

You're fine. [as is, but she doesn't add that bit in, nor does she tell him of the boons. he's smart enough to figure it out on his own (if he doesn't know already) but if she can delay the process, she will.]

Obviously. I'm going to be like Batman. Keep everyone's weakness on hand just in case.

People aren't going to give out their weaknesses to you.

[who would be that stupid?]

Uh....secret agent.

Jesus, you act like I'm worthless or something.

You're a secret agent that tells people you're a secret agent. People are smart here.

[her tone is implying that she doesn't quite think he's smart enough to outsmart the people here.]

When I totally prove you wrong, I'm going to make you promise to bang me in about two years.

That's never going to happen.

It's gonna happen.

[no. with a dramatic roll of her eyes, she sighs and clicks the locket shut.]

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