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[graciousness]

[ the voice that can be heard is full of nervousness and skepticism ]

Alright, then. I know this is working, it worked for everyone else, no reason it wouldn't for me - aside for the matter that I do not know what I seem to be doing at all -

[ but then, video! at first you might see only freckles and then she'll step back and you'll see a young woman with dark curls, a purple, flowery dress and one bottom lip that seems to be busied between her teeth. ]

-- Greetings to both courts, I have heard there are two. I hope there are not more and if there are -

[ she might be offending someone. oh no. she'll take a quick yet graceful curtsy ]

to those who can hear - see! me. My name is Gunievere - Gwen, really. of Camelot! I - the fairies -

[ the fairies. this is so unsettling ]

I was told I was brought here to help. I will do all that I can but I - I am but a maidservant. I do not know what I can do, truly but whatever you might need of me, I am in your service.

-- They will send us home when our duties are through, will they not? I have other.

[ erm ]

duties! at home. I am already in the service of a Lady and she might be unsettled with me being gone.

[ and morgana being unsettled is bad news to all ]

--- It's nice to meet you all, I'm certain. Whatever I can do, truly.

Comments

video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Are you talking about the whole round table and crap? Holy shit! Who do I bang to sign up?

video;

[graciousness]

Round - table?

[ obvious confusion is a go ]

Forgive me, I do not think I understand.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

This seriously blows. I was hoping for a quick in. Seriously, how can you be from Camelot and not know?

video;

[graciousness]

Not know about - a table?

[ this exact expression ]

there are many in the castle. though none of them....round. Are you - have you been to Camelot?

[ and why do you care about furniture ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

I've been to England. Does that count?

video;

[graciousness]

I don't think so.

[ she laughs because what on earth is England. ]

You're - funny.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Err...right. How about....Briton?

[That's what they called it, right?]

I'll take the compliments where I get them.

[graciousness]

The- five kingdoms were once called Briton. Now they are simply. the five kingdoms.

[ she tilts her head ]

In your world, is it called England?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Actually, it's more like the United Kingdom, which is pretty much being rammed up the ass by England. You know, England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland.

[graciousness]

I - don't.

[ she laughs because those names are foreign but still. ]

But I expect I will learn with time. I was told many heard so many different things about the kingdom I live in. I suppose this is one of them, this - United Kingdom.

[tacticalturtleneck]

I hate to pop your bubble but they suck right now. Being an American is what it's all about these days.

[graciousness]

What - is an American?

[ blink ]

You - are you one?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Hah, oh man. Yes, of course I'm one. I'm like...the model American from the United States of America.

[graciousness]

Which is. A kingdom! full of good...model, people.

[ right? right? ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Who spread liberty and justice to the communist ridden shitholes out there? Yeah.

[graciousness]

That's -- very impressive.

[ she...thinks!! ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Let me know if you ever run into a Commie. I don't need a state run economy while I'm trying to get used to this place so they're just going to have to go.

[graciousness]

I'm - not sure I'll know one when I see them.

[ are they like...magical beasts? she's imagining terrible things over here. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Look for red stars. They can't seem to give that up, ever.

[graciousness]

That sounds simple enough.

[ until she'll make a mistake, sob. ]