Video - Unseelie/Seelie (Post-dated to the 2nd)

[withbite]

[Hello there, Drabwurld. Have one slightly mussed vampire giving the locket a lazy smile. Is he calling from bed? Looks like. It may or may not be his own bed. Don't question that. Everything's covered, though, so no worries about scarring any delicate sensibilities.]

Some of you might recognize me, others might not. Either way, I'll keep this short and sweet. Since I'm back here again, I'm still going to need to fulfill those dietary requirements I mentioned last time. Which means donors.

[Not that he couldn't take what he wanted as he pleased, but he'd seen some of the things those here could do his last trip and the last thing he wanted was to find himself trying to have lunch with a witch and winding up with a few aneurysms for his trouble. Rude, witches.]

Again, only reply if you're either interested in offering or, I don't know, have a servant or whatever that's expendable. I'm not interested in playing twenty questions or show and tell.

[And that was as in depth as he planned on getting right now. People could offer or... he could get hungry enough to just take a risk and jump some hapless fairy. They were about the size of a juice box...]

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[withbite]

[Must be a cat thing. Barbed penises would turn him off of sex too.]

I think it's a species difference. When I'm actually hunting, no I don't want them to want it. It's more fun that way.

[The Whitmores, anyone?]

Stomachache, potential death, who knows? I'm not the immortal one here, remember? It'd be a shame to find out troll blood was what killed vampires here.

[liven]

So you don't plan to hunt? Or is this in addition to hunting? Or if you can't catch something?

[ Most people would probably just be happy he's asking for willing volunteers...Shijima just thinks it's hilarious. Asking your food to let you eat it. Weirdo. ]

Oh? If you test it out, I want to see. You can use some of mine. [ Because...he might potentially die...and that sounds interesting.....................

She's really good with people........ ]

[withbite]

Mm, let's call it covering my ass. Until I figure out the way the dice fall here, I don't want to eat something that might burn right through me or kill me. Or kill something that won't stay dead and decide it takes issue with being killed in the first place. Know your enemy, blah blah.

[Well, hey. She was offering. And he was curious what ancient cat tasted like. Stefan would probably love her. Hey, there you go. If Stefan ever shows up, he has a girlfriend he doesn't have to worry about draining dry.]

I'll take that into consideration.

[liven]

That's boring.

[ Being reckless is so much more interesting!!! But no she gets that, and it's logical...it's just not as fun. So it's not even a biting remark. ]

Back here again...did anyone volunteer to let you do this to them last time?

[withbite]

I had a few interested parties. I was hoping they were still here. The willing are fun for more things than feeding.

[Not that he hadn't killed and fed on a few of the natives when he'd been here last. There was that little excursion into the Seelie castle.]

[liven]

You're looking for companionship.

[ Her tone says "ew". ]

I think that's an entirely different level of playing with one's food.

[withbite]

Not at this precise moment, but I wouldn't turn it down if it was offered.

[And not by cat-girls that looked like they were twelve.]

It's what happens when your prey happens to be the same species you originated from.

[liven]

[ That is one thing she will never offer, he's safe. ]

I suppose it can't be helped. It's more sensible when people's prey is a different species.

[ Vampires Are Weird, but still interesting. ]

Good luck with your not-hunting, all the same.

[withbite]

[Thank his non-pedo heart.]

Well, it is what it is. And I'll take whatever bits of enjoyment I can.

[If she thinks he's weird...]

If I find any mice, I'll toss them your way.

[liven]

I can hunt them down myself.

[ A huff. Clearly the notion that someone would toss her mice is offensive - although she's fine with people giving her bits of food at the feast. But that's different? Somehow? ]

But if you see any particularly fat-looking ones, you can give me tips as to their location.

[ Yeah no she's the weird one...it's her............ ]

[withbite]

[That just gets a chuckle out of him. Maybe someone would have to come visit him as a cat to get some pets.]

I'll remember that.

[liven]

[ She might...she's perfectly willing to wander around in cat form - prefers it, even - and has no qualms about getting fed or petted or coddled like that...

It's easier to be lazy that way... ]

I'll tell you if I see any tasty-looking humans, too.

[ Humans don't usually look tasty to her, so she will just like guesstimate. ]

[withbite]

[Clearly this is a thing that has to happen.]

Consider me grateful in advance.

[liven]

[ But which part...petting the cat or getting a random locket call alerting him to the arrival of someone who might be tasty??? ]

What sort of humans do you like to eat, anyway? They're not all the same, are they?

[withbite]

[Both? But petting. Definitely petting.]

They pretty much all taste the same unless they're drunk or high.

[liven]

[ Someday it will happen...she just hasn't used her normal form more than once because she wanted to talk to people... ]

Do they taste bad if they're drunk or high?

[withbite]

Drunk, not so much. High, depends on what they're on, but there's not much that makes them taste better.

[liven]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ Hm...no one she's spoken to seems really tasty to her. Although Hans probably tastes better than an imp??? That's all she's decided on. ]

Is it boring to have just the one food source?

[withbite]

It would be if all I did was drink blood, but fortunately, the magic that keeps me going lets me have actual food. So... variety.

[liven]

It's still too bad all human blood tastes the same to you. That seems silly.

[ have you tried feeding the human a lot of something to see if that affects it

things she probably shouldn't ask........ ]

[withbite]

[Shijima... no.]

Blood is blood. Maybe something non-human would taste different, but I doubt it.

[liven]

[ It's a reasonable curiosity...maybe... ]

I suppose mice taste different because you eat all that comes with it. Vampires only eat the blood, correct? ...That's a waste of all the rest of the body. Picky eaters.

[ Why does anyone let her talk to people ]

[withbite]

Blame the magic, not the vampire. Blood is all we want from people. I'm not a cannibal. Or... close to. I suppose it wouldn't count since I'm not technically human anymore.

[liven]

Such a waste! [ Most people wouldn't think of it like this, would they. ] What magic is this you keep speaking of, anyway? Is a vampire born of magic?

[withbite]

Pretty much. We drink vampire blood. We die. We come back to life and drink human blood and wee, you have a brand new baby vampire.