Video - Unseelie/Seelie (Post-dated to the 2nd)

[withbite]

[Hello there, Drabwurld. Have one slightly mussed vampire giving the locket a lazy smile. Is he calling from bed? Looks like. It may or may not be his own bed. Don't question that. Everything's covered, though, so no worries about scarring any delicate sensibilities.]

Some of you might recognize me, others might not. Either way, I'll keep this short and sweet. Since I'm back here again, I'm still going to need to fulfill those dietary requirements I mentioned last time. Which means donors.

[Not that he couldn't take what he wanted as he pleased, but he'd seen some of the things those here could do his last trip and the last thing he wanted was to find himself trying to have lunch with a witch and winding up with a few aneurysms for his trouble. Rude, witches.]

Again, only reply if you're either interested in offering or, I don't know, have a servant or whatever that's expendable. I'm not interested in playing twenty questions or show and tell.

[And that was as in depth as he planned on getting right now. People could offer or... he could get hungry enough to just take a risk and jump some hapless fairy. They were about the size of a juice box...]

Comments

[withbite]

[Both? But petting. Definitely petting.]

They pretty much all taste the same unless they're drunk or high.

[liven]

[ Someday it will happen...she just hasn't used her normal form more than once because she wanted to talk to people... ]

Do they taste bad if they're drunk or high?

[withbite]

Drunk, not so much. High, depends on what they're on, but there's not much that makes them taste better.

[liven]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ Hm...no one she's spoken to seems really tasty to her. Although Hans probably tastes better than an imp??? That's all she's decided on. ]

Is it boring to have just the one food source?

[withbite]

It would be if all I did was drink blood, but fortunately, the magic that keeps me going lets me have actual food. So... variety.

[liven]

It's still too bad all human blood tastes the same to you. That seems silly.

[ have you tried feeding the human a lot of something to see if that affects it

things she probably shouldn't ask........ ]

[withbite]

[Shijima... no.]

Blood is blood. Maybe something non-human would taste different, but I doubt it.

[liven]

[ It's a reasonable curiosity...maybe... ]

I suppose mice taste different because you eat all that comes with it. Vampires only eat the blood, correct? ...That's a waste of all the rest of the body. Picky eaters.

[ Why does anyone let her talk to people ]

[withbite]

Blame the magic, not the vampire. Blood is all we want from people. I'm not a cannibal. Or... close to. I suppose it wouldn't count since I'm not technically human anymore.

[liven]

Such a waste! [ Most people wouldn't think of it like this, would they. ] What magic is this you keep speaking of, anyway? Is a vampire born of magic?

[withbite]

Pretty much. We drink vampire blood. We die. We come back to life and drink human blood and wee, you have a brand new baby vampire.

[liven]

Ah, so it's not something I ever have to worry about. [ She doesn't die, therefore... ] What did dying feel like?

[ ..................things you're not supposed to just ask people and yet she does it anyway. ]

[withbite]

Painful. Surprising. Then nothing.

[A lot like he'd thought it would be.]

[liven]

I see...

[ She trails off, apparently contemplating that. Right now, in this instant, she's jealous. But even Shijima realizes that's probably not what she should share openly. ]

Have you had any luck in your schemes?

[withbite]

Haven't run into her yet, so nothing's been put into play. But I'm working out a few things.

[No he wasn't. He was just going to go with his regular 'Hate her with a fiery burning of a thousand suns and snark at her from across the room' theme.]

[liven]

Is that so...I suppose I'll leave you to that, then.

[ wow damon how boring!!! shijima expected more murder from you ]

[withbite]

[God, Shijima. He was working on it. Geez.]

You do that.

[Click.]