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deadpoet) wrote in
eachdraidh2014-09-28 12:31 pm
First Stanza - [Video] (both courts)
[The locket opens up to showing him in a bar. It's a well run place that seems fairly busy. Spike can be heard over the conversations in the background, but only just. Behind him is a pig-faced bartender who is probably less than pleased by a locket conversation in his bar, but hasn't gone to the trouble of turning it off. Spike hasn't been causing much trouble in Daonna since he arrived weeks ago to start living medieval style. He patrolled with the Slayer and though beasties weren't always common, there was no shortage of crime. It was work that didn't always pay well, but they'd collected one bounty that was keeping them fed and a roof over their head at the Sweet Sow.
And when he was peckish... well, the town was full of people that would never be missed, so long as they were never found. Spike was glad to be back on human blood again.]
This boon business is a big load of bollocks and I can't be the only one who thinks it. Collecting feathers for the king and queen? Here we are, shards rammed into our chests, and this is the best use they have for us? Bugger that and bugger them as well. Bootlicking might suit others, but it's never been the life for me, no matter what Crackerjack prizes they're offering.
So what I want to know is where we can get our goods without kissing their royal asses? There's got to be some witch or demon or the like handing out discount boons for a fee. Anything will do: it's got to be better than the cheap shite they threw at me last time. [A pouch of tobacco! For dealing with shadow beasties! Is it any wonder he didn't bother bending down to pick any feathers up?]
And when he was peckish... well, the town was full of people that would never be missed, so long as they were never found. Spike was glad to be back on human blood again.]
This boon business is a big load of bollocks and I can't be the only one who thinks it. Collecting feathers for the king and queen? Here we are, shards rammed into our chests, and this is the best use they have for us? Bugger that and bugger them as well. Bootlicking might suit others, but it's never been the life for me, no matter what Crackerjack prizes they're offering.
So what I want to know is where we can get our goods without kissing their royal asses? There's got to be some witch or demon or the like handing out discount boons for a fee. Anything will do: it's got to be better than the cheap shite they threw at me last time. [A pouch of tobacco! For dealing with shadow beasties! Is it any wonder he didn't bother bending down to pick any feathers up?]

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One of the barmaids arrived to give him a plate of sauce-drenched chicken wings. The sauce was not really sauce so much as it was a thick and gloopy gravy with bits of more chicken meat in it. He poked a fork at it unhappily.
"Well. That settles that."
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But what did Buffy care? She was not near so invested in this narrative of chicken wings as he was. She had other bees in her bonnet: indoor plumbing; hair dryers; diet coke. As it was, the proprietor saw fit to put a squat tankard of something by Buffy's elbow and she pulled a face before she even sipped. And he informed her with a snorting laugh that it would be generously added to their tab.
They were haemorrhaging coin.
But! On the subject of food: "Find a town butcher yet?"
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He did not look at her as he answered. "Already taken care of. I've got a nice steady supply now."
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The trust was heartbreaking, really. It was given thoughtlessly and naively. Buffy questioned a lot about his placement here at her side but not (it seemed) this. She believed too strongly in his desire to change. In his would-be aim to be a man instead of a monster. And although that faith manifested itself as a cool and detached affirmative, the mere lack of suspicion was telling enough.
"Let's just hope it's not pig, huh?" A smile that did not reach her eyes.
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The pig-faced man shot him a look and Spike greeted it with a cheeky smile and gave his mouthed praise of the meal as sarcastically as he could manage. He then went back to eating his meal, having decided to forgo any effort to have them try again.
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"Cool it on the swine snark." She said, though she'd kicked off the event with a (admittedly slightly more harmless remark). "Or Wilbur here is gonna find creative new ways to add charges to our tab."
Buffy was not as brave as Spike. Culinarily-speaking. She took one look at the 'wings' and thought even the beer might be preferable. She gave it a sniff -- noted it did smell weaker than even the cheapest of cheap canned beers -- and had to remind herself that the beer was cleaner than the water on offer.
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He washed his food down with his own tankard of beer. Fortunately he hadn't been drinking enough to get drunk, but that could perhaps be credited to a growing tolerance for the stuff thanks to adopting it as standard beverage (besides blood).
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Understatement of the century. Buffy let the words sink in and then she took a mid-sized drink. Ugh.
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She made a rapid gesture between the pair of them. Pointing at him. Pointing at herself. Pointing at him again. "This? This isn't my style." Not now. "Letting some vampire ride shotgun through a whole continent's worth of Medieval Times? Nah."
Some vampire. Shotgun. She spat her venom into the words, trying to belittle what was in fact a great deal to her. She would never say it aloud, but she needed him here.
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Case in point, his gravy drenched meal.
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"We need to do better." Not at being them. They were horrendously efficient at being them. But the larger picture! "Like...way better. Better than running small-time bounties. This is humiliating."
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They were the seeming heroes in this conflict. But that didn't prove anything in the end. A holy order had tried to kill Dawn because of their dedication to the side of good. Being all filled with light and pretty didn't keep them from being any less of assholes than the side they already had forsaken.
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But me--! Her protest lingered. Buffy didn't want to say it aloud. She didn't want to invite his mocking down upon her head. Or worse yet, his insistence that she did not gleam. That she was for darker tones. The thought drove her to take another drink. Pull another face.
"But there's something to be said for the Seelie wooing practices. Apparently their shard-folk get asked."
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But saying it now...! It held so much less conviction than when they'd both of them assured Javik of a huntless state. It was simple to lie to strangers with strange faces. Harder, she found, to lie to him. And yet she tried regardless -- almost like a wilful rebellion against his assumptions.
"Maybe you do. I don't. Keep your labels to yourself."
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Her lies didn't convince him, nor her attempt to distinguish herself as different. Even if she wasn't evil, he thought they were more alike than they were different. The Unseelie suited them, even if he felt no allegiance to them.
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Another drink. Another glare. "Besides, there's plenty of the slaying biz that happens while the sun's up. I'm not so night-owl as you want me to be."
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They were Unseelie. Rebellious Unseelie, but they were connected to the darkness. They owned that. Or at least he did. He could not be bothered if she failed to do the same.
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