Voice - Seelie/Unseelie

[teenyoda]

[He's busy in his lab trying to conjure up something doglike, so you'll excuse him for not showing what he's doing to the enemy forces. That being said, he knows that some people here have friends over in the other court and whatever the shadowy things are, he knows they're a threat to both sides.]

I'm working on a projection spell for anyone that doesn't have a dog yet. I also really hope that every girl and woman in both courts has a dog or is in a group with a dog. If you don't, I hear there's a houndsmaster in both courts, so please, please go get a dog. Or something doglike. A fox. I don't know. Whatever. Just...

[He's managed to create a spell that has essence of dog in it (slobber and hair) so that the projection that comes out snarling smells and carries with it a little bit of the real dog.

He turns the video on to show the one he has made, the dog that jumps out and snarls at nothing one of the larger wolfhounds. Finished with his display, he turns the video back off and goes back to voice.]

For those in the Seelie court without a dog, I have one of these for you. For anyone in the Unseelie... you should maybe work on something like that. If you've got any magic users over there who need the spell, I'd be happy to talk to them about it.

[There were a few things that Stiles could be generous with. Defending women was one of them.]

Comments

[greywater]

A broom? [She doesn't get the reference.]

[teenyoda]

Preferred method of travel at the moment. Not really cool with horses, so, you know, zoom on a broom.

[Sure. Right. She'd get that. Not.]

It flies. I sit on it.

[greywater]

Oh. [She has clearly never heard of that.]

I will keep that in mind then. My thanks.

[teenyoda]

No problem. Feel free to give me a ring if you need anything. Within reason. No wishing for more wishes and stuff like that.

[greywater]

I don't understand. [Any of that. What he wants with a ring or wishes or why she would go to him for wishes? She's a little perplexed.]

[teenyoda]

Um, it was a joke. Never mind.

[Medieval people. =|]

[greywater]

Oh. I'm sure it was funny. [Except she doesn't get it at all.]

[teenyoda]

[He can hear that she doesn't get it and he sighs.]

Look, just keep an eye out for the shade things and if you need a bracelet, I'll try to see if one of the fairies will fly one out to you.

[greywater]

I will. My thanks, Stiles. And stay safe.