eachdraidh | 2nd Bite (About a Coffin) || Video [Locked to Seelie]

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2nd Bite (About a Coffin) || Video [Locked to Seelie]

Um...hello!

[She gives the locket a bit of a wave.]

I just wanted to let the people staying at the castle know that if you come into a room with a coffin in it instead of a bed, don't be alarmed! Its...actually my coffin.

You see, I'm a vampire. Yes, they do exist. No, I don't eat people or drink their blood. That's why I sleep in a coffin. So please, just let me sleep. It's really tiring to be up during the daytime.

And please don't bury the coffin. I don't want to dig my way out of the ground when I wake up.

Thank you!

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[Seras, really? If this were a video, you could see her eyes rolling out of her sockets.

Luckily... Sir Hellsing prefers text.]

Has someone attempted to disturb your rest?

[Just checking!]

[Look, they're not back home, she can actually talk to people about being undead.]

No, Mum. I just don't want someone to panic if they do accidentally find my room.

[That's... great.]

How considerate.

[Yeaaaaaaaah, that's all she can say to this.]

[You can practically see the anime sweat drop appearing behind Zelos's head]

Seras, my sweet of the night, it's real nice that you're giving people a warning- but you do realize people would only be in your bedroom without you knowing if they're breaking in, right...?

Well, that could be one case, but there is always the chance that someone could get lost. The castle is really big.

And you don't lock your door?

[Weird it's like you trust people or something]

Well don't worry, when I see a coffin usually my first compulsion isn't to bury it.

I haven't had to since I became a vampire.

...Do I wanna know why?

[Good job, you've now made a vampire blush. Her face goes red and she shakes her head a bit.]

I've been living in a big mansion with a lot of soldiers to watch over me and my Master while we sleep.

Oh. That's...tamer than I thought it'd be.

Though don't forget, you're not exactly in that big mansion anymore.

[Seras is still very innocent. Forever a virgin.]

I know.

Right.

Which castle are you in anyway? Uh- I mean, if Unseelies get a castle. I'm not too clear on that.

Awfully nice information to know if I ever mistakenly find myself wandering into your room in the middle of the night.

Has that ever happened? Being buried? It seems truthfully awful.

So far, no. I haven't been buried, but I have been locked in my coffin for a plane ride. I didn't like that much.

Well, if you are used to sleeping there - it doesn't seem so bad. How long was the plane ride? I imagine claustrophobia must've set in.

It was a flight from London to Rio de Jinero. I woke up in the middle of it.

And you woke up locked inside, unable to get out, then? Did you expect to be traveling?

I knew about it, I just didn't know when we were leaving.

They may have thought it best not to disturb your rest.

Master may have thought it was funny. He can be rather mean at times.

Perhaps so. Optimism might say that he wouldn't have wanted to interrupt your sleep and would have wanted you to be able to go and still be rested.

But I'm sorry that it happened. It does sound rather annoying.

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