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thomas "asks too many questions" edison ([personal profile] greenies) wrote in [community profile] eachdraidh2014-08-03 08:49 pm

A1. video. [ open to both courts ]

[ it doesn't immediately occur to thomas that he could probably just communicate through a text system--as far as he knows, the locket is a lot easier to use by video, and so he does. the network is presented with a pair of big, brown doe eyes before he leans backwards a little, revealing a face that could be rather familiar to some--dark hair, a button nose, moles like spots littering his face.

this is not the man you are looking for, however: this is thomas "murphy", and he clears his throat before he introduces himself. ]


Hi. I'm Thomas Murphy, and I'm--kind of a new arrival. I guess they'd call me a greenie if this was back home. [ there's no hint of humor on his face, but he did actually just try and make a joke, and his tone is a little lighter, for it. ]

Can anyone tell me about the Seelie and Unseelie--in your own words, if that makes any sense? What you know about it...you don't have to tell me any secrets or anything, but, maybe why you're there, I guess. [ he's not going to say which court he is (though it's obvious eventually, by the background of caer scima), but he just needs to know. ] Or, if you're okay with where you are. Not that I'm not, but...I don't know. Is there any reason why someone wouldn't be? They apparently brought us here for a reason-- [ again. ] --since we have these "shards", or whatever they are, but I don't have a lot of trust for anybody who says that, because it's usually a load of klunk.

I guess that's all I've got to ask. [ a beat. ] Actually, that's not true. Is there another map around here? Besides the one they gave me, I mean, it's not very good. [ ... ] No offense.

[ thomas is just going to shut his trap now. he almost physically winces and shakes his head. ] That's it, honestly. I'm just going to... hang up now. Thanks.

[ thomas does hang up, and the feed ends--for all of five seconds, before he snaps it back on. ] Oh, wait--also, I want to know if anyone here's ever heard the phrase "WICKED is good." It has to look like this. [ after a second, there's a typed out phrase that appears instead, with WICKED fully capitalized. ] That's really all this time. Um, thanks.

[ click! for real this time. ]
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-04 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
... Feeling less guiltier every time you open your mouth. No really, keep talking. In five minutes, I'll probably ring the dinner bell for Peter.
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, hey, let's clear one thing up here, okay? I didn't do anything with the intention of having anyone else take the fall for it. You weren't here before. And it wasn't like there's a list of incoming people to come in that I need to keep an eye out for. You just poofed in here and now you're in a court with a werewolf that has a hardon for making my life hell.

Would you please stop saying shucked? You sound like a pissed off farmer waggling an ear of corn at me.
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-04 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
He probably won't listen. Look, there was a... thing back where I came from. Something that ran around looking like me. He might think you're it. In which case, he'd probably try to kill you right off the bat. And I doubt he'd listen because the other thing? Kind of a lying trickster spirit.

So...

You might want to, ah...

Crap.
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-04 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
And you don't believe me. I know that look. I make that look.

Look, is there something I can do to, what, make you believe?

[Not like he had any actual werewolves here he could point out. Um... magic?]

You guys have magic where you come from? Like... magic fire, ice? Stuff like that?
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-05 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Um, yes and no? I already mentioned people that turn into wolfmen, so... take that how you want. And then demonic fox spirits, so... yeah. That's sort of a magic.

But I meant more like this.

[Okay, now he was whipping out his staff, pointing the locket so Thomas could watch him direct it at the fireplace and shoot a ball of fire from it to land where it wouldn't do any harm.]

Magic. Poof.
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-08 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He was so unimpressed with Thomas' unimpressedness. Maybe he should have gone for ice.]

I can't promise that. I really, really, really hate Peter. And he has a tendency to do stupid, asshole things that need retribution.
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-12 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Buddy, have you not been paying attention? Your life's already endangered because you look like me. Whether I do or did anything here or not is moot. Peter and me no likey each other. Peter's a dick. Peter will chew your throat out because that's what he does. It has nothing to do with what I do to him or not.

[Well... mostly nothing.]
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-13 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I think he'll figure out something's not right the second you open your mouth, but that might not stop him from killing you. Or hurting you. Or messing with you in some way. Or he could use you to try to get to my other friends here, one in particular I know he'd love to get his hands on and that's just not happening. No offense, bro, but she's more my concern than you are.
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[personal profile] teenyoda 2014-08-15 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I do? I do.

[He had to think about that for a moment. Yeah, he supposed it would be nice if Jon or Gendry or Alayne didn't think this guy was him switching sides. Good plan, Thomas.]

As good as we can be, considering. Just don't go attacking the castle or using my face for evil.