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[infame]

I'll make this quick. The horses and I, here at Caer Scima - we're not working out. I know that one of you out there must be skilled in making ... transportation.

[He pauses. Rolls his eyes a little. ]

My previous suggestion for a bike was mocked mercilessly by my nephew. Seeing that he's vanished, there's no better opportunity to reach out for one. I'm willing to negotiate a price. Within reason.

[Another pause - this time, his locket shakes a little as he reaches for something out of sight there's a grainy view of his chest for a long moment before he settles back down, a cup of something frothy in his hands. ]

Also, as a matter of curiosity, just how wide is the World Wide Web at the Station? Have they evolved into social media?

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[teenyoda]

[Hi, Peter. He still hates you.]

Could be because horses are pretty good at detecting pure evil. Maybe it's a sign that you should just, you know, stay. Like a good dog. Oh, wait, sorry, I used the word 'good'. I bet you don't know what that means. Hold on, maybe I have a dictionary around here so I can give you the definition.

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[infame]

[EYES PRACTICALLY ROLLING OUT OF HIS HEAD. ]

You really ought to get some new material.

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[teenyoda]

You really ought to just... go away. There's a whole bunch of trees for you to wander and get lost in. Maybe you should try that. I bet you the trolls aren't really all that bad. Maybe you can find a bff.

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[infame]

Maybe one of my new troll bffs will do me the incredible favor of sewing your mouth shut.

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[teenyoda]

I don't think they have the fine motor skills for that. But I'm sure you could convince them to smash your face in. Repeatedly. Just open your mouth and start talking.

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[infame]

[A very sympathetic look crosses his face. There's literally not an inch of sincerity to it. ]

Good grief, Stiles. This is beyond sad - this is the best you have without Scott?

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[teenyoda]

You're sad.

[Shut up, Peter. With your stupid face and your... face. Stiles was busy with things. Things that had to do with magic. Jerk.]

Sorry if I'm too busy doing actually productive things to come up with properly cutting barbs to toss at you. Some of us aren't lazy housewolves that sit around licking ourselves all day.

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[infame]

You really should stop projecting so much. Just how terribly have you been sleeping at night without him around? It's incredible, really, that you're even capable of pulling sentences together.

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[teenyoda]

Wanna see how well you sleep with my staff up your ass? Because I'd be happy to test that out. No, really. I would be thrilled.

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[infame]

You know Stiles, if you keep threatening me in such vivid detail, I might start to think you've got a crush.

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[teenyoda]

Did you just take a wide-range elective in being a creep? Stalking, abuse, murder, pedo jokes... Did that earn you extra credits?

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[infame]

Don't flatter yourself. I'm not the one making frequent and concerning references to your ass at every possible moment.

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[teenyoda]

Oh, my loathing spreads beyond the realms of your ass. Trust me. I would love to see each and every part of you turned into the manure of whatever beast is unfortunate enough to scavenge your corpse.

Unfortunately, you're still here and still yapping away, so I'll console myself with threats of ass pain. Until I see you. Then I'll just, oh, I don't know, burn you? Roast Peter, anyone?

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[infame]

I'm so flattered, Stiles. But I really am too old for you.

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[teenyoda]

Yeah, I'd say you're past your expiration date...

[Ha ha, that was a funny. Did you see that? Total funny.]

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[infame]

[He's so embarrassed for you, Stiles. ]

You didn't even try with that one.

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[teenyoda]

Honestly? You're kind of not worth the effort anymore? You used to be a big bad, but now you've sort of been... well, neutered.

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[infame]

I try to be a source of continued help and this is the thanks I get.

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[teenyoda]

I really wish I knew what magic werewolf thing it was you were using to delude yourself into thinking you're the good guy here. Really.

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[infame]

Oh, I didn't say I was a good guy, Stiles.

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[teenyoda]

Okay, 'right' guy, then. You've managed to make it all seem, to you, like this is all for the right reasons. Whatever your reasons are, let me tell you, they suck.

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[infame]

I'll leave you to it, then.

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[teenyoda]

What's the matter? Run out of snark? Is your tank low? Aww...

[He totally didn't sound sorry.]

I'm going to go brew something to make you grow neon pink hair everywhere. I'll be seeing you soon, Peter.

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[infame]

I'm terrified. How will I sleep at night?

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[teenyoda]

Hopefully very uncomfortably.