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[teenyoda]

[Hey, look at that. A step in the right direction. He was learning not to open his posts to the side that he was supposed to be fighting. And killing, if her royal glowiness had anything to say about it. Color him not impressed.

But, he was mentally digressing, the locket held in his hand and panned around his brand new shiny wizard's room.


He made sure to get everything in his little scan, showing off what looked like a chemistry set over on the table there and that glowing ball thing that hw as kind of avoiding because scary and everything that was just too cool for school about this room.]

Isn't this great? They gave me a room, totally warded and everything so I don't have to worry about causing earthquakes or setting anyone on fire. Well, outside of it. I could probably still set myself on fire. I'm trying to avoid that. Look, it even has my name on the door.

[Cue him going over and opening the door to show the stylized plaque that was adhered to the door with his name on it.]

Still not entirely impressed with being kidnapped and not being able to go home and the whole trying to kill me stuff, but this... goes a tiny way to making it better. Just a little bit. Ooh, look at this.

[The locket panned back over to a coat rack, where he'd hung up the cloak he'd found when he'd come in at first. It was a dark, dark red that had shimmery silver highlights when he moved it.]

I got a cloak. They're trying to make me a pretty pimp wizard. Hey, hey Radagast. Would that make me Stiles the Red?

[Have a beaming teenager as he turns the pendant around so he can grin into it.]

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[teenyoda]

... Do I get to know this reason, or do you plan on trying to kick me out of my own lab?

[SO MUCH SUSPICION... and a lot of curiosity.]

[zingers]

No tricking! [ a small cough. ] It's for science — and a friend. He needs extremely lightweight but durable biocable.

[teenyoda]

Right. A friend. [Does your 'friend' also think a girl is cute, Peter? Maybe he's got an itching in his pants that he needs you, his 'friend' to talk to someone about?]

Biocable. Sure. Whatever that is. Chemistry is more Lydia's field than mine.

[zingers]

[ firmly. ] My friend. It's just...really strong cable made from organic materials. Back home, Oscorp uses webbing from genetically engineered, super spiders to make it.

[ wait, did that sound ridiculous out loud? ]

[teenyoda]

... You have genetically engineered super spiders? Seriously? And people use stuff that comes out of their butts? That's kind of creepy, man.

[zingers]

[ wow, don't judge. he wrinkles his nose. ] How is it creepy?

[teenyoda]

You're using spider shit from radioactive super spiders. That's... that's gross, man.

[zingers]

[ sputtering. ] No, it's just — it's just science, man! Plenty of products incorporate that kind of organic material. It's good for the environment!

[teenyoda]

Sure, organic shit. This is the very fine point of distinction, man. It's one thing to use yak hair or lamb brains to soften leather, but using spider doodie is just... like, smear some guano on something, why don't you?

[zingers]

Spider webbing isn't poop!

[teenyoda]

It comes out of their butts. It's poop or poop-like.