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[teenyoda]

[Hey, look at that. A step in the right direction. He was learning not to open his posts to the side that he was supposed to be fighting. And killing, if her royal glowiness had anything to say about it. Color him not impressed.

But, he was mentally digressing, the locket held in his hand and panned around his brand new shiny wizard's room.


He made sure to get everything in his little scan, showing off what looked like a chemistry set over on the table there and that glowing ball thing that hw as kind of avoiding because scary and everything that was just too cool for school about this room.]

Isn't this great? They gave me a room, totally warded and everything so I don't have to worry about causing earthquakes or setting anyone on fire. Well, outside of it. I could probably still set myself on fire. I'm trying to avoid that. Look, it even has my name on the door.

[Cue him going over and opening the door to show the stylized plaque that was adhered to the door with his name on it.]

Still not entirely impressed with being kidnapped and not being able to go home and the whole trying to kill me stuff, but this... goes a tiny way to making it better. Just a little bit. Ooh, look at this.

[The locket panned back over to a coat rack, where he'd hung up the cloak he'd found when he'd come in at first. It was a dark, dark red that had shimmery silver highlights when he moved it.]

I got a cloak. They're trying to make me a pretty pimp wizard. Hey, hey Radagast. Would that make me Stiles the Red?

[Have a beaming teenager as he turns the pendant around so he can grin into it.]

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[teenyoda]

[He was going to be the most pimped out wizard of all time. It was known.]

Awesome. I'll see what I can find.

[Something that didn't look like it was going to fall apart would be a good plan, so nothing he could scrounge up. Maybe it was time to go bug one of the fairies in his room...]

[brainiest]

Okay! You can go ahead and message me as soon as you're ready. I might be at the Station but I can apparate back here easily enough.

[teenyoda]

[There's another groan.]

You are so going to have to teach me how to do all of these things...

[brainiest]

[ She shakes her head, looking pleased as punch. ]

One thing at a time, don't worry.

[teenyoda]

Okay, okay, Obi Wan. I can be a good padawan. Maybe. I just... I kind of want it all now, you know? But I know it'll take work. I'm cool with that.

[brainiest]

[ ... What? ]

I understand. When I first started Hogwarts I read all of the textbooks four or five times before I'd even gotten on the train.

[teenyoda]

Hey, if I'd had the opportunity to learn it back home, trust me, I would have.

[brainiest]

Then I'll do whatever I can to help you learn here. I've been told I'm a good teacher, so I'll do my best for you, Stiles.

[teenyoda]

Then I'll do my best not to screw up too much. But, um, how about no detention if you catch me passing notes?

[brainiest]

I promise, no detention. I just won't teach you how to apparate.

[teenyoda]

[Gasp.]

So rude.

[brainiest]

That's what you get for not paying attention!

[teenyoda]

I'd pay attention to that lesson!

[brainiest]

Then pay attention in the others and you'll actually get it.

[teenyoda]

... I am so not bringing you an apple.

[brainiest]

That's alright, I'll just summon yours.

[teenyoda]

Oh-ho. Saucy, are we? Well then. I'll be seeing you during our first lesson. Bring the broom, teacher.

[brainiest]

I will. Bring a notepad and some paper - you'll need it.

[teenyoda]

Right. I think I can scrounge those up too.

[brainiest]

Good. I'll see you soon?

[teenyoda]

Um... define soon? Like, in an hour soon or in a day or two soon?

[brainiest]

'Whenever you're ready' soon.

[teenyoda]

First off, that is not an answer. Secondly, you're my age. You don't get to pull the cryptic mysterious dragon teacher card.

[brainiest]

How do you know I'm your age? I might be a witch enchanted with immortality.

[ She's grinning, though. ]

And I meant whenever you have a bag, Stiles.

[teenyoda]

Because... just... shut up.

[That's why, Hermione. Because shut up. Best reason ever.]

Oh. Well, fine. I'll give you a, uh, dingle or whatever when I find one.