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[teenyoda]

[Hey, look at that. A step in the right direction. He was learning not to open his posts to the side that he was supposed to be fighting. And killing, if her royal glowiness had anything to say about it. Color him not impressed.

But, he was mentally digressing, the locket held in his hand and panned around his brand new shiny wizard's room.


He made sure to get everything in his little scan, showing off what looked like a chemistry set over on the table there and that glowing ball thing that hw as kind of avoiding because scary and everything that was just too cool for school about this room.]

Isn't this great? They gave me a room, totally warded and everything so I don't have to worry about causing earthquakes or setting anyone on fire. Well, outside of it. I could probably still set myself on fire. I'm trying to avoid that. Look, it even has my name on the door.

[Cue him going over and opening the door to show the stylized plaque that was adhered to the door with his name on it.]

Still not entirely impressed with being kidnapped and not being able to go home and the whole trying to kill me stuff, but this... goes a tiny way to making it better. Just a little bit. Ooh, look at this.

[The locket panned back over to a coat rack, where he'd hung up the cloak he'd found when he'd come in at first. It was a dark, dark red that had shimmery silver highlights when he moved it.]

I got a cloak. They're trying to make me a pretty pimp wizard. Hey, hey Radagast. Would that make me Stiles the Red?

[Have a beaming teenager as he turns the pendant around so he can grin into it.]

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[teenyoda]

Now why would you go and ask something like that?

[Maybe. >>]

[baseborne]

That is not a "no."

[Stiles seriously what is he even going to do with you?]

[teenyoda]

It's not an anything. You're very good at picking up on non-answers.

[Um... keep him as a pet and bring him out for parties?]

[baseborne]

[Stiles would probably scandalize all the party guests.]

I have far too many younger siblings to miss that.

[teenyoda]

[He would. But it would be a party they'd remember forever. Yeehaw?]

Yeah, well... huh. I don't have any. I'm an only child and my non-answering goes a long way with my dad.

[baseborne]

You are not unpracticed at changing the subject either, it would seem.

[teenyoda]

This is true. The art of distraction... look at that. It's a bunny.

[No it wasn't. It was a fairy with a fur glove on its head jumping along his workstation.]

[baseborne]

[That definitely distracting. Jon stares for a good long moment before shaking his head.]

Fine, keep your secrets, then.

[:I just don't be destructive around Jon's little sister.]

[teenyoda]

[Which one? He could probably teach Arya bad things and Sansa... ahem. >>]

Secrets? Do I have secrets? Huh.

[baseborne]

[Arya 100% does not need any more encouragement and Sansa, no, nuh uh, Stiles you're going to need to check yourself before you wreck yourself around all that red hair.]

A man without secrets usually answers questions.

[teenyoda]

[It's the siren call of the red hair. He can't help it. He's lost. LOST, JON. SAVE H--, no, wait. Don't save him. She smells nice.]

Yeah? You got anything you feel like divulging, Mr. No Secrets?

[baseborne]

[omfg that needs to stop like right now even though jon can totally relate to a weakness for redheads (no ygrittes)]

You haven't asked any questions.

[teenyoda]

[Watches a Ygritte come in just to fuck with him. Ha. Ha. Ha.]

Exactly. So I guess we're at a stalemate.

[baseborne]

I said keep your secrets!

[Gods, but Stiles is impossible. (Also yes please he would die.)]

[teenyoda]

Aww, now don't get grumpy, buddy. I can share some secrets. Though, I still don't know how many licks it is to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

[It is known.]

[baseborne]

["buddy"]

A-- tootsie pop? What is that meant to be?

[teenyoda]

[Old buddy old pal...]

Wow, we really need to get a tv out here.

[baseborne]

... There are times I'm not certain we even speak the same tongue.

[teenyoda]

Probably not. Old English and ye modern tongue are pretty different. But hey, we can cut and paste a sentence together, right?

[baseborne]

"English?" [What was that about cut and pasting?]

[teenyoda]

You know... the words that are coming out of our mouths?

[baseborne]

... The Common Tongue, aye. [A beat. :|] More or less.

[teenyoda]

Right. 'Common tongue'.

[God, these old world types were hilarious.]

See? We can totally understand each other. It's all good.

[baseborne]

You do manage a fair sight better than the Thenns, I'll give you that.

[That's a joke. Too bad he offers 0 context for it. (Good talk.)]

I would still know what a Tootsie Pop is, or why you should needs lick it.

[teenyoda]

Right. Go me. Stiles, one, Thenns, zero.

[Whatever that meant. But he grinned at the fixation on the Tootsie Pop.]

It's a lollipop. Candy. Different flavors like chocolate, blueberry, cherry, raspberry, orange and all that and inside it is this... chocolatey fudge stuff that's just delicious. Ooh, maybe I'll ask for some of those for a boon.