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[bird_brain]

I travel faster than many of you.

[That's the assumption anyway -- and now that the obvious is stated, Aubri forges ahead:] Would any have use of a... delivery service, I suppose is the best phrase. I find myself wishing to stretch my wings and I might as well try to be useful while doing so.

[Pause] Payment would be negotiable.

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[died_a_virgin]

I'm also really strong and can see in the darkness.

[bird_brain]

Eyes like mine, then. How strong?

[died_a_virgin]

I haven't actually tested my limits. I know that with a little effort I can use a weapon that weighs 345 kg.

[bird_brain]

Curious. I should like to see it sometime.

[died_a_virgin]

We could always have a race sometime, if you'd like. I've never tested how fast I can be. As for my strength, I'm not sure how to test that here.

[bird_brain]

When next we meet, we shall do this.