Video - Seelie/Unseelie

[withbite]

[Drabwurld is treated to the sight of one Damon Salvatore, peering into the locket to make sure it was on, giving it a testing tap just because.]

Testing, testing... is this on? Really? Lockets aren't really my style. I'm more of a ring kind of guy.

[This isn't locked to just one side or the other, or anyone in particular since he's no notion of who's here, other than the few from the feast he'd met.]

Now that I have your undivided attention, I need to address a concern of mine. I have... certain dietary requirements that need to be met and I need volunteers. Well, I don't really, but I'm more curious as to who might be willing to offer a little of themselves here and there. The more the merrier, since I can be quite... insatiable, depending on my mood.

[Or how injured he might be. Or angry. Or... whatever. Damon leaned towards the mercurially mooded type, so it really depended on the day. Or minute.]

Nice little infestation you have, by the way. Good to know even fairies have pests. Giant worms. How... cute.

[He doesn't even attempt to hide the eyeroll, but he does end the transmission with a little wave and a smirk.]

Serious offers only. I'm not here to answer all your questions and do tricks for people who are bored. You want entertainment? Go piss off the minotaur.

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[withbite]

Congratulations, that's what we call 'thinking outside the box'.

[Small round of applause.]

[amplified]

So... Vampires are a thing too, huh. ( Joy of joys. )

[withbite]

Too? Oh, do tell.

[amplified]

And what benefit do I get from telling?

[withbite]

Appeasing my curiosity and making me a very happy vampire.

[amplified]

There's a laundry list of the supernaturally weird to go through. Besides, those all sound like your benefits. Not mine. ( She thinks for a moment. ) I'll trade you. Information for information. Do you know anything about the Unseelie yet?